Short Circuit (1986)
G.W. Bailey: Skroeder
Ben Jabituya : "Unable. Malfunction."
Howard Marner : How can it refuse to turn itself off?
Skroeder : Maybe it's pissed off.
Newton Crosby : It's a machine, Schroeder. It doesn't get pissed off. It doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad, it doesn't laugh at your jokes.
Howard Marner : It usually runs programs.
[after Number 5 is seemingly destroyed]
Skroeder : [cheerfully] Now that, my friend, is how you kick ass!
Howard Marner : Years of research are down the tubes, and you're happy as a pig in slops.
Skroeder : [proudly] Just doing my job, sir.
Howard Marner : Maybe from now on you can do it somewhere else.
Newton Crosby : Let me tell you something. I don't like those NOVA guys any more than you do. In fact, I don't care if they ever get Number 5 back. But I wanna see it.
Stephanie Speck : If I show you where he is, do I have your word: You will not experiment on him, you will not flip the switches, and you will not take him apart?
Newton Crosby : Absolutely. You have my word.
Stephanie Speck : Okay. He's out back. I'll take you to him.
Skroeder : [walks up to them] Well, while you're at it, young lady, you can take me, too.
Newton Crosby : [surprised] Skroeder!
Skroeder : Terrific job, Crosby. Thanks for the help.
Newton Crosby : No. I had nothing to do with this!
Stephanie Speck : You bastard! You're a liar!