Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
John Stamos | ... | Lance Stargrove | |
Vanity | ... | Danja Deering | |
Gene Simmons | ... | Velvet Von Ragnar / Carruthers | |
George Lazenby | ... | Drew Stargrove | |
Peter Kwong | ... | Cliff | |
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Ed Brock | ... | Pyramid |
John Anderson | ... | Arliss | |
Robert Englund | ... | Riley | |
Tara Buckman | ... | Sacrificed Punkette | |
Curtis Taylor | ... | Barton | |
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Jon Greene | ... | Coach Madsen |
Tim Colceri | ... | Grady | |
John Miranda | ... | Mr. Wilder | |
Patrick Wright | ... | Exploding Biker | |
Art Payton | ... | Minister |
Velvet Von Ragner is a powerful murderous psychopathic gang leader, but also a hermaphrodite who prides himself of being both a man and a woman. He's holding a gang rally where he announces his plans to poison the water supply and pipeline of a major US city. However, top US secret agent and double O counterpart Drew Stargrove steals a key component he needs to pull this off. After an action packed shoot out, Stargrove is surrounded and although he puts up a good fight, he's eventually killed by Von Ragner. However, the component is not on him. Meanwhile, his estranged son Lance, a talented high school gymnast, receives the word of his father's death. As part of their denial protocol, the government claims that he's been killed in a car accident, which Lance doesn't buy. Lance notices that part of his inheritance is a farm he never knew his father had, so he goes there to check it out. The only person living there turns out to be Danja Deering, a beautiful female spy, who worked with ...
Gene made me laugh until I cried. He took this horrible mess and ran with it. The rest of the cast...well, what rest of the cast? This one is a real stinker but if you're a hardcore KISS fan you can appreciate the utter hilariousness of Gene's performance. Don't get me wrong, this movie overall is the worst I have ever seen but if seeing Gene Simmons in drag will live on tape long enough for my grandkids to see it, then it's worth it. LOL I pull it out of the cabinet whenever I need a good gut busting laugh with a horrible script.