18 Sep. 1989Baby, Come Back
When Kate has to unexpectedly go in to work, she has no choice but to leave ALF in charge of the baby. While babysitting, ALF faces a huge dilemma when he goes outside and finds the baby missing.
25 Sep. 1989Lies
After ALF invites a tabloid crew over to the Tanner household for an interview, they take a few photos before Willie asks them to leave. However, when it is learned that ALF might be in one of those photos, Willie must stall the crew so that ALF and Brian can go into their van and destroy the film.
2 Oct. 1989Wanted: Dead or Alive
After ALF watches "Crimestoppers" and sees a guy resembling Willie who is wanted for polygamy, he tries to hide Willie. When the FBI takes Willie in for question following an anonymous tip, everyone assumes that ALF called it in.
9 Oct. 1989We're in the Money
Alf thinks that he has found a great new game when he accesses Willie's stock market account.
16 Oct. 1989Mind Games
With ALF feeling bored and useless, Larry advises the Tanners to ask for his opinion on their problems and make him feel more important. However, this plan backfires when ALF decides that he wants to become a shrink and starts to analyze everything they say and do.
23 Oct. 1989Hooked on a Feeling
When ALF develops an addiction to eating cotton balls, Willie and Kate decide to invite a support group over to the house and have Willie convey ALF's feelings to the group.
30 Oct. 1989He Ain't Heavy, He's Willie's Brother
ALF gets upset when Willie's emotionally depressed kid brother spends lots of time at the house, leaving him to take quarters in the garage.
6 Nov. 1989The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
With ALF upset over Willie's brother frequently coming to the house, Willie decides that the best thing to do is finally introduce his brother to ALF.
13 Nov. 1989Live and Let Die
When the Tanners' cat Lucky dies, ALF decides to answer a giveaway ad in the paper for kittens so that he can eat them, only to find out that he likes having them as pets.
20 Nov. 1989Break Up to Make Up
ALF gets upset when his anniversary party is interrupted by Kate's mother who flies in after a fight with her husband.
27 Nov. 1989Happy Together
Following a fight with Willie, ALF decides to move in with Neal. It doesn't take long for him to wear out his welcome.
4 Dec. 1989Fever
When ALF gets really sick, Willie and Kate consider taking him to a doctor.
11 Dec. 1989It's My Party
Willie and Kate miss the days when they would visit friends' dinner parties and then reciprocate. They decide to host a luau with a roasted pig. They invite only the people who've invited them to dinner, but end up with everyone from the office at work. Alf tries to strong arm trash rights, but ends up having to agree to watch from the upstairs. The party is rained out, all the guests have to come inside, a drunk guest sees the family dog making a sandwich. Alf is locked in the shed and breaks out. At the end of the episode, Alf is reading a Transformers comic.
8 Jan. 1990Make 'em Laugh
Alf thinks he's a stand-up comedian. NBC offers him a show, he's famous and rich and everybody loves him. In his dream he sends Willie and Kate to the attic, where they usually send him.
15 Jan. 1990Love on the Rocks
When Neal decides to drive to Las Vegas and remarry his ex-wife, ALF sneaks into the back of their car in a effort to try and talk Neal out of it.
22 Jan. 1990True Colors
ALF develops an interest in art after one of Lynn's professors compliments one of his paintings.
29 Jan. 1990Gimme That Old Time Religion
In order to become a minister, ALF must preside over a ceremony. So he suggests that Willie and Kate renew their vows on the 22nd anniversary.
5 Feb. 1990Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
Realizing he will outlive the Tanners, ALF daydreams about the future, after the children have grown up and moved out.
12 Feb. 1990When I'm 64
With Willie and Kate going out for the night, ALF sneaks into a retirement home in the hopes of meeting a once-famous actress, whose glory days are far behind her.
19 Feb. 1990Mr. Sandman
When Willie finds a map from one of his dead relatives, he and ALF trek to Death Valley to try and find a possible treasure. Things don't go as planned when ALF drinks all the water beforehand and then gets too hot from the sun.
26 Feb. 1990Stayin' Alive
When ALF finds out that a local corporation is using CFCs that pollute the environment, he writes several letters of protest, all under fake names. When the corporation threatens with legal action, Willie goes over to meet with them only to have them try to buy his silence by offering him a high-paying job.
3 Mar. 1990Hungry Like the Wolf
Fearing that he might "internally blow up" due to his high calorie consumption, ALF decides to cut meat from his diet. However after a few days, ALF turns into a "wolf" and steals the Tanner's car in an effort to hunt for food.
10 Mar. 1990I Gotta Be Me
Lynn and Kate have a disagreement after Lynn floats around the idea of moving in with her boyfriend.
24 Mar. 1990Consider Me Gone
When ALF picks up a signal on the Tanner's radio, he realizes that it is someone trying to get in touch with him through Melmacian code. He cracks the codes and finds that it's two of his friends who want to pick him and take him to their new planet. He agrees to meet them unaware that the Alien Task Force is onto them.
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