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Water

  • 1985
  • PG-13
  • 1h 55m
IMDb RATING
6.0/10
2.7K
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Water (1985)
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A British diplomat to a West Indian island nation finds his idyllic existence thrown into chaos when a large American drilling company finds a huge source of natural mineral water there.A British diplomat to a West Indian island nation finds his idyllic existence thrown into chaos when a large American drilling company finds a huge source of natural mineral water there.A British diplomat to a West Indian island nation finds his idyllic existence thrown into chaos when a large American drilling company finds a huge source of natural mineral water there.

  • Director
    • Dick Clement
  • Writers
    • Dick Clement
    • Ian La Frenais
    • Bill Persky
  • Stars
    • Michael Caine
    • Valerie Perrine
    • Brenda Vaccaro
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  • IMDb RATING
    6.0/10
    2.7K
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Dick Clement
    • Writers
      • Dick Clement
      • Ian La Frenais
      • Bill Persky
    • Stars
      • Michael Caine
      • Valerie Perrine
      • Brenda Vaccaro
    • 34User reviews
    • 6Critic reviews
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    Michael Caine
    Michael Caine
    • Baxter
    Valerie Perrine
    Valerie Perrine
    • Pamela
    Brenda Vaccaro
    Brenda Vaccaro
    • Dolores
    Leonard Rossiter
    Leonard Rossiter
    • Sir Malcolm
    Billy Connolly
    Billy Connolly
    • Delgado
    Dennis Dugan
    Dennis Dugan
    • Rob
    Fulton Mackay
    Fulton Mackay
    • Eric
    Jimmie 'JJ' Walker
    Jimmie 'JJ' Walker
    • Jay Jay
    • (as Jimmie Walker)
    Dick Shawn
    Dick Shawn
    • Deke Halliday
    Fred Gwynne
    Fred Gwynne
    • Spender
    Trevor Laird
    Trevor Laird
    • Pepito
    Chris Tummings
    Chris Tummings
    • Garfield
    Stefan Kalipha
    Stefan Kalipha
    • Cuban
    • (as Stephan Kalipha)
    Alan Igbon
    Alan Igbon
    • Cuban
    Kelvin O'Mard
    Kelvin O'Mard
    • Nado
    • (as Kelvin Omard)
    Oscar James
    • Miguel
    Charles Thomas Murphy
    Charles Thomas Murphy
    • Ken
    Felicity Dean
    Felicity Dean
    • Sarah
    • Director
      • Dick Clement
    • Writers
      • Dick Clement
      • Ian La Frenais
      • Bill Persky
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    User reviews34

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    ttrish47

    Wish I Were Here

    This is a really fun movie. It has great actors and the plot, political references, and music make it worth a look. Sometimes movies just need to be fun.

    Michael Caine looks like he is having a good time making this movie and the other actors meld in with his actions. Brenda Vaccaro and Leonard Rossiter created characters that were almost embarrassing to watch. They were great.

    Whoever cast Billy Connoly and Jimmie Walker was a genius. Fred Gwynne will be remembered as a Munster, but I think this was one of his great roles.
    6PapaT_86

    Flawed but worthwhile

    Michael Caine is a notoriously prolific actor, the downside of that being that for all his acclaim he has a reputation for being in as many bad films as good. One that many critics are quick to cite as one of the worst is "Water". That's not entirely fair, for while it is certainly not one of the high points of Caine's career or a resounding success it has an odd sort of charm which makes it somewhat endearing. The concept alone is a large part of the film's appeal; rarely have we seen a big screen satire with the bravado to take on colonialism. The script is by legendary Britcom writers Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais, and while it is not up to the standard of the best of their television work, it contains many amusing moments. The main problem with the film is that it has no real momentum. The plot often moves at a sluggish pace, and some scenes feel like they add nothing to the film and could have easily been dropped. What ultimately saves the film is the performance of Leonard Rossiter, in his last film role before his untimely death. Whilst the character of Sir Malcolm Leveridge offers little challenge to Rigsby or Reginald Perrin, Rossiter still provides a great number of laughs and is the best reason to see the film.

    The film's soundtrack is also very enjoyable, in particular a great title track from Eddy Grant.
    10ComedyOfErrors

    One of my top 10 films

    I was surprised by how badly this did at the cinema and at it's low score here as I find it hard to fault.

    It seems to be a rule of thumb that the more stars you have in a film the worse their performances. Here at last is an exception with all the main characters rising to the challenge. Even Paul Heiney, a unknown non-actor who only played the part of the French commando leader as part of a TV series "In at the deep end", is flawless.

    This is the British doing what they do best - making fun of themselves. The characters are stereotypes, which annoys me in an action film but is just what a comedy needs. Perhaps one or two of the bit parts suffered because they had only time to parody them without fleshing them out, but the main characters are all believable despite their ludicrous over-the-top personas. You can't help feeling (hoping even) there really are forgotten, unloved corners of the world where people like this can still be found.

    Essentially it is an parody on Colonialism, so I was amused by another reviewer's comment that it bordered on "offensive" because foreigners argue over the fate of the locals. That's what colonialism is.

    I recommend this film to you as a little known gem. And after 20 years isn't it about time for the DVD version to make an appearance?
    9lavean

    ...of Houston Texas

    I thought this movie actually had some very funny and memorable lines...The characters are so stereotyped that they have all become characatures...from the French Commandos on the beach who when they are breaking out their emergency rations are having the menu read to them by a Sergent who informs them that it will be "accompanied by an unpretentious St Emillion which will amuse even the most cynical palate"...the American Colonel who can't see the target for the Limbo dancers...when the guerilla mets the oil man he calls him a "Yankee capitalist imperialist...of Houston Texas", says the oil man extending his hand.

    It was produced by George Harrison and has Ringo Starr, Eric Clapton and a lot of other name musicians involved in the soundtrack.

    It has a nice way to spend an hour and a half. No it has no deep hidden meaning nor will it change your life or make a social statement...but then I watch movies as a bit of escapism...this is one I sought out to own and when it comes out on DVD will buy it in that format as well.
    sibisi73

    The Caine mutiny.

    A mildly amusing comedy from the double act of Clement/La Frenais, that has pretensions to some kind of political satire, but isn't nearly clever enough, despite allusions to the Falklands War, and plenty of topical material ripe for parody. It is, however, occasionally very funny, with a cast wringing every laugh from a script that doesn't deserve them, and all manner of stereotypes, including some hilarious observations of the Brits themselves. You can't really go wrong with a supporting cast like this, although Caine seems out of his depth, mugging his way through, ill at ease with his unnatural comic timing. It is certainly worth a look, if only because it's the only place you're likely to see Maureen Lipman's impersonation of Margaret Thatcher, and Billy Connolly singing, with George, Ringo, and Eric Clapton as the backing band.

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    Storyline

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    • Trivia
      According to "Allmovie", this movie was "meant to be a parody of the recent invasions of Grenada and the Falkland Islands."
    • Goofs
      When Ms. Baxter speaks to her husband by megaphone, her voice sounds equally amplified despite the distance between mouth and the microphone varying wildly.
    • Quotes

      Baxter Thwaites: How can we maintain decorum if our spiritual leader is trying to put his hand up Miss Cascara's skirt?

      Delores: You prefer he put his hand up my skirt?

      Baxter Thwaites: Ar least you're used to it. You won't scream.

    • Alternate versions
      Original West German theatrical version was cut by ca. 8 minutes.
    • Connections
      Featured in Violence and the Censors (1995)
    • Soundtracks
      Water
      Written, Performed and Produced by Eddy Grant

      (c) 1984, 1979 Greensheart Music

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    • Release date
      • April 18, 1986 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United Kingdom
    • Official site
      • Handmade Films Website
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Wasser - Der Film
    • Filming locations
      • St Lucia
    • Production company
      • HandMade Films
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    Box office

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    • Gross US & Canada
      • $1,256,862
    • Opening weekend US & Canada
      • $510,136
      • Apr 20, 1986
    • Gross worldwide
      • $1,256,862
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    • Runtime
      1 hour 55 minutes
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Stereo
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.78 : 1

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