Seven Minutes in Heaven (1985)
Polly Franklin: Boys, Nat! Did you know that they have straight ones and bent ones? And if you look at their hands you can tell how big it is? I mean, can you imagine owning this thing with a will of its own? Don't you think about it all the time?
Natalie Becker: [rolls her eyes] Actually Polly, no.
Polly Franklin: They do weird things. You have a thought, it stands right up! Isn't it amazing? I mean, I can't imagine what it would be like to have one! Can you?
Natalie Becker: Polly!
Natalie Becker: Parents and kids always fight. It's the way of the world.
Jeff Moran: I mean, we've known each other all our lives! You were Dr. Jeff's first patient...
James Casey: One day I saw you smile, and it really knocked me out. You smiled. It was like the sun breaking out on a gray day.
Natalie Becker: My face is like a gray day?
Polly Franklin: Wanna see a little play I just made up? Once there was a girl named Petunia
[Polly holds up a stuffed animal]
Polly Franklin: ... who had a friend named Nathan.
[Polly holds up a second stuffed animal]
Natalie Becker: I'm supposed to be Nathan?
Polly Franklin: Nathan is a very experienced boy. He's gone all the way. And Petunia is less experienced. She's been to second base, maybe third. And she's really hot to trot.
[holds the bears together to kiss, then slams down "Petunia"]
Polly Franklin: Tragedy strikes! Nathan doesn't like virgins.
Natalie Becker: Polly, I like you.
Polly Franklin: Thus, Petunia decides she'll just teach herself.
Polly's Father: What are you putting your girdle on for? We're not going out to a night club!
Polly's Mother: Well I don't want to look like an animal!
Polly Franklin: But what's it like when you're with someone else?
Bill the Photographer: Okay, if I tell you will you call your parents, tell them where you are?
Polly Franklin: Okay.
Bill the Photographer: What's the number?
Polly Franklin: Tell me first.
Bill the Photographer: Okay... here it is, exquisite relief from torture.
Polly Franklin: Torture?
[Bill hands her the phone]