Marion Ramsey: Laverne Hooks
Lt. Mauser : That is all. Thanks for your time.
Officer Hooks : What about me, sir? Don't I get a car?
Lt. Mauser : [imitating Hooks] "Oh, what about me sir? Don't I get a car?" No, you don't get a car. You get a nice little chair and a nice little desk and a nice little office for your nice little voice!
Officer Hooks : Asshole!
Lt. Mauser : That's two!