Fright Night (1985)
Evil Ed Thompson: [Evil Ed laughs from the outside of Charley's bedroom window] Oh, you're so COOL, Brewster!
[Jerry welcomes Charley and Peter Vincent to his home]
Jerry Dandrige: Welcome to... Fright... Night! For real.
Peter Vincent: [brandishing a crucifix] Back, spawn of Satan!
Jerry Dandrige: [chuckles] Oh, really?
[Dandridge grabs the cross, crushes it, and throws it aside]
Jerry Dandrige: You have to have faith for this to work on me!
[Detective Lennox tells Charley he better never catch his butt again]
Charley Brewster: Look, I'm telling you, Jerry Dandridge is a vampire!
Detective Lennox: Sure, and I'm Dirty Harry. Now let me tell you something kid. If I ever catch your ass down at the station house again, I'm throwing it in jail FOREVER!
[Peter Vincent tells Charley that he was fired from his job]
Peter Vincent: I have just been fired because nobody wants to see vampire killers anymore, or vampires either. Apparently, all they want to see are demented madmen running around in ski-masks, hacking up young virgins.
[Jerry Dandrige meets Peter Vincent]
Jerry Dandrige: [shaking hands] Mr. Vincent. I've seen all of your films. And I found them... very amusing.
[Charley finds Evil Ed who's pretending to be bitten]
Charley Brewster: Jesus, I warned him!
Evil Ed: He got me, Charley! He bit me! You know what you're gonna have to do now, don't you? Kill me. Kill me, Charley... before I turn into a vampire, and... GIVE YOU A HICKEY!
Peter Vincent: Mrs. Brewster. My God, the phone lines have been cut.
[Evil Ed arises from under the bed sheets with a wig on]
Evil Ed: I know.
Evil Ed: I DID IT!
Peter Vincent: Where is Charley's mother?
Evil Ed: [removes the wig] Oh, well, she's working nights. BUT!... she left a note.
[He chuckles like a speed freak as he removes the note from his pocket. He reads it]
Evil Ed: Mmmmmm mmm! His dinner... is in the oven!
[Charley arrives upstairs in Evil Ed's bedroom]
Evil Ed Thompson: And to what do I owe this dubious pleasure?
[Jerry corners a terrified Evil Ed into an alley]
Jerry Dandrige: Hello, Edward. You don't have to be afraid of me. I know what it's like being different. Only they won't pick on you anymore... or beat you up. I'll see to that. All you have to do is take my hand. Go on, Edward. Take my hand!
[Ed in tears stands up to take Jerry's hand]
[Peter Vincent holds his crucifix over the wounded vampire Evil Ed]
Evil Ed: The master will kill you for this! But not fast. Slowly! Oh, so slowly!
[Jerry holds Charley's hand in a crushing matter]
Jerry Dandrige: You shouldn't lose your temper, Charley. It isn't polite.
[Jerry watches the terrified Charley walk backwards up the stairs to his bedroom]
Jerry Dandrige: See you... soon.
[Charley turns to a now believing, now terrified Peter Vincent for help fighting vampires]
Peter Vincent: That's just a character I played in a movie! Peter Vincent's not even my real name!
[the vampire movie shows Peter Vincent catching Miss Nina in the act]
Peter Vincent: Stop, you creature of the night!
Miss Nina: [Nina hisses] Who are you who interrupts my nightly feeding?
Peter Vincent: I... am... Peter Vincent, vampire killer!
[Jerry Dandrige approaches Charley in Charley's bedroom]
Jerry Dandrige: Now we wouldn't want to wake your mother, would we Charley? Then I'd have to kill her too. RIGHT?
Jerry Dandrige: [Jerry tosses Charley across his room, before grabbing him up by his throat] Do you realize how much trouble you've caused me? Spying on me, almost disturbing my sleep this afternoon, telling policemen about me!
Jerry Dandrige: [Jerry drags Charley's body along the wall by the throat] You deserve to die, boy. Of course, I could give you something I don't have. A choice. Forget about me, Charley. Forget about me, and I'll forget about you. What do you say, Charley?
Jerry Dandrige: [Charley pulls out a small cross when Jerry crushes onto Charley's wrist, dropping it] Fool!
Billy Cole: Well, what do we have here? Vampire-killers?
[Billy begins to ascend up the stairs, and Peter draws his gun]
Peter Vincent: Stop... Stop, or I'll shoot.
[Billy ignores him and continues to walk up the stairs]
Peter Vincent: I'm warning you. Don't force me to shoot!
[Billy still ignores him, and Peter shoots him point blank in the head. His body collides down the stairs as Jerry begins to sneak up behind Charley and Peter. Charley turns around and draws out his cross]
Charley Brewster: STOP!
[Jerry covers his eyes, whimpering]
Charley Brewster: We have him.
[Jerry removes his arm from his eyes and looks down at Billy's body at the bottom of the steps]
Jerry Dandrige: Do you?
[Jerry smiles and retreats; Charley and Peter are confused]
Charley Brewster: What did he mean by that?
Peter Vincent: Nothing! He was just bluffing.
[Behind them, Billy rises... from the dead!]
[Billy surprises Charley who's snooping around Dandrige's basement door]
Billy Cole: Hey, Kid! What are you doing?
Charley Brewster: [the nervous Charley] Nothin'...
Billy Cole: Oh, yeah? Well, just see that it stays that way... Kid.
[Evil describes the two latest murders to Charley]
Evil Ed: Charley. You know what I heard on the police band last night?
Charley Brewster: What?
Evil Ed: That wasn't the only murder. The second in two days. And get this...
Evil Ed: [Evil smirking] Both of them had their heads chopped off.
Evil Ed: [Evil chuckling] Can you believe it?
Charley Brewster: You're sick.
[as Evil continues laughing]
[Jerry Dandrige tells Charley that he'll drop by anytime he feels like it]
Jerry Dandrige: What's the matter, Charley? Afraid I'd never come over without being invited first?
Jerry Dandrige: [Charley's mother laughs] You're right. You're quite right. Of course, uh, now that I've been made welcome I'll probably drop by quite a bit. In fact, anytime I feel like it.
[Evil Ed asks Charley if Amy found out what he's really like]
Evil Ed: So, did she find out what you're really like?
Charley Brewster: Get lost, EVIL!
Evil Ed: Oh, call me anything you want. Only you're the one failing trig, not me.
[Charley and Evil Ed walk out of class together]
Charley Brewster: That bastard! Why didn't he tell us there was going to be a pop quiz?
Evil Ed Thompson: That's the point of a pop quiz, Brewster... to surprise you.
[Charley and Amy hear Evil Ed scream from a distance]
Amy: It was just Evil messin' around again.
Amy: [Amy yells back] Cut it out Evil, it's not funny!
Charley Brewster: What if he was really in trouble?
Amy: Charley, you're not gonna let him sucker you in again are you?
[two bouncers take away Charley and Amy]
Club Rate Bouncer #2: I got him!
Jerry Dandrige: He's mine.
Club Rate Bouncer #1: You want chicken, man, you go someplace else.
Jerry Dandrige: Out of my way!
Club Rate Bouncer #1: Move me!
[Jerry's hand changes, his eyes glow red, and reveals a set of fangs]
Club Rate Bouncer #1: LEON!
[Charley tells Amy to let Evil go on his own]
Charley Brewster: No vampire's gonna want him anyway. Probably give him blood poisoning.
[Charley warns Evil for joking around]
Charley Brewster: You're gonna get yours someday.
Evil Ed: Oh, yeah. When? When I'm bit by a vampire? There are no such things as vampires, fruitcake!
Jerry Dandrige: Yes, Charley, you've already causes your friends quite enough pain.
Amy: [trying to trick Charley] What's wrong? Don't you want me anymore?
[Charley pulls out a crucifix and she hides her face; crying]
Amy: It's not my fault, Charley. You promised you wouldn't let him get me! You promised!
Jerry Dandrige: [after he hears a scream from upstairs, where vampire Amy is sleeping]
- I think she just opened her eyes.
Peter Vincent: [holds a crucifix up to Jerry's face] Back, spawn of Satan!
Jerry Dandrige: [laughs] Oh, really? You have to have faith for this to work on me Mr. Vincent!