Enemy Mine (1985)
Davidge: You know something, Jerry? Your great Shismar ain't shit!
Jerry: [angry] Earthman, your Mickey Mouse is one big stupid dope!
[Davidge tries not to laugh]
Narrator: And so, Davidge brought the Dracs home. He fulfilled his vow, and brought Zammis before the Holy Council on Dracon. And, in the fullness of time, Zammis brought its own child before the Holy Council, the name of Willis Davidge was added to the line of Jereeba.
Davidge: "If one receives evil from another, let one not do evil in return. Rather, let him extend love to the enemy, that love might unite them." I've heard all this before... in the human Taalmaan.
Jerry: Of course you have. Truth is truth.
Davidge: By late in the 21st century, the nations of the Earth were finally at peace, working together to explore and colonize the distant reaches of space. Unfortunately, we weren't alone out there. A race of non-human aliens called the Dracs were claiming squatters' rights to some of the richest star systems in the galaxy. Well, they weren't going to get it
Davidge: without a fight. Space was the new battleground. For many of us, Earth became a precious memory, light-years away. Our only home was a fortress in space. As in any war, there were long periods with nothing to do but wait. And then...
Davidge: [after Jerry saved Davidge from sand monster] You saved my life. Why?
Jerry: Maybe I need to look at another face... even one as ugly as yours.
Davidge: So you still think humans are ugly?
Jerry: Compared to a Drac? VERY ugly. But that thing out there... is even more ugly than you.
Davidge: [sarcastic] Thank you.
Jerry: [grinning] You... are... welcome.
Jerry: It is not longer my life that matters. I am not fat, I am not lazy. Davidge... I await a new life.
Davidge: A new life? From where?
[Jerry uncovers his abdomen]
Davidge: Oh, my God... Oh, my God, are you telling me you're pregnant?
Jerry: [learning to speak English for the first time] This is my right foot. This is my left foot... and this are both my feet.
Davidge: Yeah great
Jerry: Yeah great. This is my head.
Davidge: That is your ugly head.
Jerry: No, no. This is my head, that... you head, you ugly head.
[Starts to gutterall laugh]
Davidge: [Sarcastically] Ha... Ha
Jerry: That is "Dav-ich" ugly head
Davidge: Alright that's enough! If you keep that up and you can learn English all by yourself because I won't be your teacher anymore!
Jerry: Sorry. Dav-idge
Davidge: That's better.
Jerry: [after Davidge shows him his makeshift shelter] Shit
Davidge: Shit? What do you mean its shit?
Jerry: Not Solid
Davidge: Of course its solid... let me show you
[Kicks the inside of the shelter entrance and the whole thing collapses]
Davidge: [after finding out Jerry is pregnant] ... Well, don't look at *me*...
Jerry: In your heart, in your soul, you are alone. That is why you separated your sexes, for that brief union.