Don Ameche: Art Selwyn
Art Selwyn : [singing] Oh I'm in the mood for love.
Ben Luckett : Will you listen to this guy, he'll be chasing them dolls 'til his dick runs off.
Art Selwyn : Oh I'm too old for that sort of thing.
Joseph Finley : Age isn't everything.
Art Selwyn : Nope.
Joseph Finley : Anyway it's all up here.
Ben Luckett : Not all up there, Pal. Some of it's down here, which I might add is stiff as a board.
Art Selwyn : You too? You got a boner too?
Ben Luckett : Blue steel. Cat couldn't scratch it.
Joseph Finley : I thought I was the only one.
Art Selwyn : [singing] We're in the mood for love, simply because we've got one.
Bernard Lefkowitz : I'm a citizen. I believe in this country. In 1945, Dutch Scholtz walked into my store and he said...
Joseph Finley : Bernie, if you don't wanna do this for Rose and you don't wanna do this for yourself that's fine, that's your business, but if you screw this up for the rest of us...
Bernard Lefkowitz : Don't threaten me, Joe, I don't need any of your threats. We're not doing it and that's final!
Ben Luckett : Anyone having second thoughts?
Art Selwyn : I'm a citizen too. I was in the navy. I don't see anything wrong with it.
Ben Luckett : Then you drive. I got no license.
Art Selwyn : Men should be explorers, no matter how old they are. I don't know about anybody else, but I'm going.