Steve Guttenberg: Jack Bonner
Jack Bonner : If this is foreplay I'm a dead man!
Jack Bonner : May the force be with you!
Jack Bonner : [after leaping off his boat and swimming away from the Antereans, then stopping to review his situation] I'm in the water... far from shore. It's at night... and they have my boat.... Shit.
Jack Bonner : I wouldn't accuse you of dishonesty! I accuse you of being from another planet, but an honest planet!
Jack Bonner : I hope you're not gonna to take your skin off! 'Cause I really like skin on a woman!
Jack Bonner : [has just discovered the aliens and is trying to escape by trying to start his boat] I've had all kinds of people on this boat. All races, all nationalities, all creeds. Oh my God, I can't believe it won't start!
Jack Bonner : Look, I don't want to get rough with you, pal, but I'm not taking half the money.
Passenger : Alright then, give it back.
Jack Bonner : Hey, what are you... Just... Get your ass of my boat, Man. Get your ass off my boat. Do you believe this? And, take your embarrassing beach towel with you.