Attack of the Beast Creatures (1985)

Survivors of a shipwreck wash up on an island, and run into small vicious creatures.

Director:

Michael Stanley

Writer:

Robert A. Hutton

Stars:

Robert Nolfi, Julia Rust, Robert Lengyel

Cast

Cast overview:
Robert Nolfi	...	John Trieste
Julia Rust	...	Cathy
Robert Lengyel	...	Case Quinn
Lisa Pak	...	Diane
Frank Murgalo	...	Philip
John Vichiola	...	Mr. Morgan
Kay Bailey	...	Mrs. Gordon
Frans Kal	...	Pat
Robert T. Firgelewski	...	Mr. Bruin (as Robert Firgelewski)
Ronald Haupler Sr.	...	First Sailor
Robert A. Hutton	...	Second Sailor
Joanne Stanley	...	Drowning Woman

Storyline

Survivors of a shipwreck wash up on an island, and run into small vicious creatures.

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Plot Keywords:

creature | island | creature feature | boat | monster | 

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Taglines:

Who Will Survive The Terror?

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Genres:

Horror

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Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

March 1988 (West Germany)

Also Known As:

Hell Island

Filming Locations:

Fairfield, Connecticut, USA

Company Credits

Production Co:

Obelisk Motion Pictures

Technical Specs

Color:

Color

Did You Know?

Connections

Referenced in Adjust Your Tracking (2013)

User Reviews

Hehehe, what the heck???

What an endearing mess!! Summed up as succinctly as possible, ATTACK OF THE BEAST CREATURES concerns itself with a group of shipwreck victims who find themselves stranded on an uncharted island where they are set upon by a bunch of demonic alien Cabbige Patch dolls made up to look like Marilyn Manson. One by one the survivors are torn at, eaten, and reduced to clean-picked skeletons before they can effect any kind of rescue or escape plan. The Beast Creatures are fierce, hungry, innumerable and can seem to spawn anew whenever suffering losses: For every Beast Creature the humans whack like pulpy, exploding softballs as they fling themselves through the air, three more take their place. Eventually they are whittled down to the surviving love interest couple, who then ...

But why give away the ending? That and seeing the Beast Creatures up close & in action are the main reasons to bother with this cleverly constructed little home movie/grade Z creature feature howler made by a bunch of people who went on to do nothing more in the film industry. Aside from producer turned actor turned producer again, the late Jim Brown (III), who's other cinematic endeavors consist of such revealingly titled gems as DELTA FORCE COMMANDO, it's imaginatively titled followup DELTA FORCE COMMANDO II, BEHEADED 1000 and my favorite, the Viking horror saga BERSERKER. The world lost a true visionary with his passing, and this might stand as his greatest accomplishment.

One of the things that I instantly admired about the film was it's willingness to completely shred any artifice of what my be called "suspension of disbelief" and do so with such enthusiasm that you sort of forgive the film to being so ineptly executed: Visible puppeteer limbs, guide wires and thrown Beast Creatures flying in random trajectories take second place to the movie's gleeful abandoning of itself to the hazards of competence. Peter Jackson's team of 3d modelers may have worked gee, days on end to create King Kong for PETER JACKSON'S KING KONG: A PETER JACKSON MOVIE BY PETER JACKSON, but the effort in creating an actual presence on screen pales to the sight of a teeming swarm of these hand puppet Beasties clawing at the cocktail dress of the film's shapely heroine. I believe in them even though it is all fake, corny, slipshod and nappy lookin', not just because they are puppets which take up physical space (ahem, Yoda?), but because the filmmakers and cast believe in them and communicate their belief with frantic, frenzied conviction.

But like a lot of other horror thrillers the question remains, is it a good movie? Well no, quite frankly. But the film was made in such a manner that it defies the usual standards by which one judges film as an art. It's not that it wallows about in the gutter dwelling on gore or whatever, it's that the film doesn't care about those standards, has a story to tell and gets about doing so without ever once making any apologies for being just a stupid, tacky, frenetic little ball of fun. And that's what the Beast Creatures are too: The movie defines it's own reality, sticks to it and doesn't bother worrying about what anyone else is going to think critically. In fact to consider such a film on actual critical terms is a waste of time -- Either you enjoy it or you don't, standing around haggling about the merits or weaknesses after wards would miss the point of the film which is just to be entertaining.

6/10 for getting the job done.