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The Naked Monster (2005)

A brain-dead sheriff, a stolid secret agent and a sexy scientist team with a grumpy retired monster fighter to battle a 60 foot, three-eyed cross between man and dinosaur.

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Kenneth Tobey ... Col. Patrick Hendry
Brinke Stevens ... Dr. Nikki Carlton
R.G. Wilson R.G. Wilson ... Sheriff Lance Boiler
John Goodwin John Goodwin ... Agent Jeff T. Stewart
Cathy Cahn ... Connie Lingus
Forrest J. Ackerman ... Flustered Man
John Agar ... Dr. Clete Ferguson
Michelle Bauer ... Second Mom
Bob Burns ... Admiral Burns / Tracy the Gorilla
Jeanne Carmen ... Mrs. Lipschitz
Robert Clarke ... Major Allison
Robert Cornthwaite ... Dr. Carrington
George Fenneman ... Narrator (voice)
John Harmon John Harmon ... Mr. Lipschitz
Paul Marco Paul Marco ... Kelton the Cop
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Using soundtracks and extensive footage from many old movies, this spoof/homage of 1950's science-fiction films brings back many favorite actors from these classic movies, some reprising their former roles, to help destroy a giant stop-motion monster that is threatening to destroy Los Angeles. Written by Doug Sederberg <vornoff@sonic.net>

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

22 April 2005 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Attack of the B-Movie Monster See more »

Filming Locations:

Santa Clarita, California, USA See more »

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Budget:

PYG350,000,000 (estimated)
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Heidelberg Films See more »
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Mono
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Col. Patrick Hendry: Look, son, I've been fighting monsters since before you were born. It's never over 'til the final fade-out.
Col. Patrick Hendry: You try telling some Harvard psychiatrist you used to fight monsters. I've looked at so many inkblots, my eyes cross. They've had me doing the Thorazine shuffle for three years.
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Crazy Credits

"Monstrous Movie Music" courtesy of David Schecter (Buy all his albums. They're a hoot.) See more »

Alternate Versions

An one-hour, black-and-white version of the rough cut, then called "Attack of the B-Movie Monster", was briefly available but never widely distributed. See more »

Connections

Spoofs Revenge of the Creature (1955) See more »

Soundtracks

You Made My Life into a Monster Movie
Written by Rocky Burnette
Performed by Rocky Burnette
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Of course it's bad... geeze-louise!
7 May 2004 | by tednewsomSee all my reviews

It's obvious from the opening credits through the cruddy stock shots that it's intended as a spoof of no-budget monster movies. Too bad some people don't have friends to watch it with, because with a group, it's a hoot. Having seen it at conventions, screenings, and living rooms, I've heard people laughing with the gags-- not AT the film, but with it. Ken Tobey is very dry and funny, sending up his roles in The Thing, Beast from 20,000 Fathoms, etc.... I think Brinke Stevens is probably at her best here (although she's fine in Teenage Exorcist-- which at least had a couple hundred thousand dollars' worth of budget, unlike this $1.98 miracle), and the cast I just love-- all the oldtimers as well as the young-timers. Yeah, I'm more than a little prejudiced, and believe me, I see and hear the flaws more than anyone else. But I know it works as a silly comedy.

(As cruddy as some people might think it is, it was good enough to get into the CascadiaCon Film Festival in Seattle, WA, the RiverRun Film Festival in Winston-Salem, NC, and the sci-fi fest in Modesto, CA. Yeah, but what do THEY know, anyway, huh? As opposed to some fnork in East Bombfook, Noo Joisey.)


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