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(1985–1990)

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Sandra: Calvin, You're still a boy.

Calvin: [Before Sandra screams when Calvin tries to kiss her] Hopefully I won't be after tonight!

Sandra: Don't move, breathe deep, think about Church!

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Lester: Are you always like this?

Pee-Wee Herman: No, sometimes I act really silly.

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Holdup Man: Who are you?

Mary: I'm Gladys Knight and these are my Pips.

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[Julian asks Mary about painting the master bedroom]

Julian: It's House and Condo's Color of the Month.

Mary: I don't care if it's Baskin Robbins flavor of the month! You are not painting our bedroom passion purple!

Lester: Passion Purple, Are you Crazy?

Travis: Cheap! $3.95 a gallon and they threw in the beret!

Julian: Balderdash!

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Tiffany: Um, Brenda, can I get Calvin's autograph?

Brenda: [after hearing Tiffany's request] Bye Tiffany!

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Sandra: [to Rose after she sneezed and destroyed an old map] You really blew it now Rose!

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[Sandra is paying rent to Rose]

Sandra: Three months' rent.

Rose Lee: Good, now you're only two months behind!

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Pee-Wee Herman: We sure picked a dumb time to not be invisible.

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Sandra: By this summer, I can buy anything I want. I wonder if the Washington Redskins are for sale.

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Sandra: [after receiving a bouquet of flowers] Oh, Mary! You know what? These are probably from Tony apologizing for last night.

Mary: You see there? All upset for nothing.

Sandra: [reading the attached note] Oh! Dear Snookums, please accept these flowers as well as an invitation to dinner Friday night at La Bamba! Love, Tony!

Mary: La Bamba? Child, that place is so expensive, even the doorman takes credit cards.

Sandra: [laughs] Oh, look, Mary, isn't this cute? There's a P.S! Please don't tell... Sandra.

[voice changes to an angry tone upon realizing the flowers are for her roommate, Donna]

Donna Dalton: Hi!

[seeing flowers in Sandra's hand]

Donna Dalton: Oh, those are so pretty!

Sandra: They're yours.

Donna Dalton: Aw!

[grabbing the flowers]

Donna Dalton: From who?

Sandra: From Tony.

Donna Dalton: Aw! I wonder where I should put them?

Sandra: [menacingly moves towards Donna] I know exact...

Mary: [while pulling Sandra back] Uh! Uh! Um!

Donna Dalton: I-Is there something wrong?

Sandra: [mockingly] I-Is there something wrong? Yeah, there's something wrong! You obviously made a mistake in judgement! Nobody, I mean, nobody messes with Sandra Clark!

Donna Dalton: What are you so upset about? You got a 100 guys calling you!

Sandra: [defiantly] Well, today's it's 99.

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Rose Lee: Mary, now you know I am a very understanding person.

Sandra: HA!

Rose Lee: But I told Sandra if she didn't have that rent money by the end of the week, she was out of here!

Sandra: And after all the favors I've done for her!

Rose Lee: Favors? What favors?

Sandra: What about last week? You were feeling kind of low. You spent all that money on a new dress and you didn't know if it was attractive. You came to me for help, and I looked you straight in the eye and said it was gorgeous.

[smugly]

Sandra: I lied, Rose.

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Rose Lee: [while interviewing applicants to be Sandra's roommate] Hello, I'm Rose Holloway, the landlady here, and this is Miss Sandra Clark.

Muffin Tee Matthews: [in a Southern accent] Nice to meet you! Muffin Tee Matthews

Sandra: Muffin?

Muffin Tee Matthews: Oh, that's not my real name. I just use it for the beauty pageants.

Sandra: Beauty pageants?

Muffin Tee Matthews: And may I say that living with you would be so fufilling and rewarding!

Sandra: What are you, Miss Congeniality?

Muffin Tee Matthews: No. I'm Miss Tuscaloosa. And next year, we're going after Miss America. My manager says I'm a perfect 10!

Sandra: Oh, what a shame!

Muffin Tee Matthews: Why?

Sandra: Rose has it in her lease: Two perfect 10's can't share the same apartment.

[grabbing Muffin's hand]

Sandra: Oh, I'm so sorry! Oh, thank you! See you on the runway... Miss Tuscaloosa!

[pushes Muffin out of the door]

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Mary: [while watching Donna walking, laughing, and flirting with two guys] Um, Madonna? I mean... Donna. I think we need to talk.

Donna Dalton: Sure, Aunt Mary, what about?

Mary: [referring to Donna's new look and attitude] About your... your, um... difference.

Donna Dalton: Oh, I know, isn't it wonderful? I feel like a whole new person! I've never had this much fun in my entire life! I feel so good and confident about myself! Coming to see you and Uncle Lester has been the best thing that's ever happened to me! Oh, I love it here!

[kisses Mary on the cheek and walks inside the apartment]

Pearl Shay: Well, you sure straightened her out.

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Rose Lee: [referring to Sandra] Mary, this woman has got me at the end of my rope!

Sandra: [muttering] It should be around your neck.

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Alexandria DeWitt: And this must be Brenda.

Brenda: Yes, Ma'am. I mean, hi.

Alexandria DeWitt: Brenda, this should be fun. Do you like music?

Brenda: Oh, I love music!

Alexandria DeWitt: Good, I brought my entire collection of the Three B's.

Brenda: What group is that?

Alexandria DeWitt: Bach, Beethoven, and Brahms.

Brenda: Oh, I like rap: Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince?

Alexandria DeWitt: Oh, honey, you'll grow out of it.

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Alexandria DeWitt: And you must be...

Sandra: Oh, I'm Madame Curie.

Alexandria DeWitt: Oh, you're much prettier than she.

Sandra: Ah! Give this kid a Nobel prize!

Alexandria DeWitt: Oh, she won one of those for the betterment of mankind.

Sandra: Oh, gee! We both work for the same cause!

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Alexandria DeWitt: Now Brenda, would you kindly show me to my room?

Brenda: You mean, MY room.

Alexandria DeWitt: [in a disgusted tone] You mean, we're SHARING?

Brenda: Well, actually, the hall closet is empty.

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