I used to want to be like the other kids, you know! I wanted to be a surfer! I wanted to be hip and bitchy and gnarly, but that's over now, it all ended one miserable afternoon: I was having an innocent soda, and they spiked it! And you know with what?
[lifts up shirt to reveal a pair of breasts
With a powerful reverse-sex hormone! Do you know what it's like to be the only guy at the beach with tits?