The Shooting Party

[an animal rights protester has just disrupted the shooting]

Sir Randolph Nettleby: This is a very well produced pamphlet. Where do you get a thing like this printed? Is it expensive? You don't mind my asking you?

Cornelius Cardew: Oh no, not at all. I know a very good printer in Dorking, just near where I live. An excellent man of anarchistic views. He gives me very good rates.

Sir Randolph: Ah, special terms. Hmm. He wouldn't give me such good ones, I suppose.

Cardew: Are you a pamphleteer too, sir?

Sir Randolph: Well, I was thinking of making a sort of foray in that direction.

Cardew: A polemic, would you say?

Sir Randolph: Yes, I think that's the right word.

Cardew: Would you call it a *diatribe*?

Sir Randolph: Yes, I

[chuckle]

Sir Randolph: could call it a diatribe.

Cardew: The Ruin of Rural England - A Diatribe

Sir Randolph: Precisely. I don't think we should continue our discussion here... my fellow murderers are rather hot blooded.