After his family is killed in Japan by ninjas, Cho and his son Kane come to America to start a new life. He opens a doll shop but is unwittingly importing heroin in the dolls. When he finds... See full summary »
After just completing his training at a ninja school, an army vet travels to the Phillippines and finds himself battling a land grabber who wants his war-buddy's property. He must also ... See full summary »
On a remote Caribbean island, Army Ranger Joe Armstrong investigates the disappearance of several marines, which leads him to The Lion, a super-criminal who has kidnapped a local scientist and mass-produced an army of mutant Ninja warriors.
A senator is targeted by the Pentangle, a right wing paramilitary group. His pal, a former CIA agent and martial artist, tries to help him. The group kidnaps the agent's sister and tries to hunt him down, "The Most Dangerous Game" style.
The body of a sexy aerobics instructor is invaded by the evil spirit of a dying ninja. At first, changes in her behavior is limited to having strange interactions with an arcade game, doing sexy things with V8 juice, and being attracted to an unusually hairy police officer. But soon enough, she's systematically killing, ninja-style, the officers responsible for the ninja's death, and can only be stopped by another ninja!Written by
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The Kuji-Kiri are the Ninja's Nine Levels of Power. They are 1. Rin - Strength of mind and body. 2. Kyo - Direction of energy. 3. Toh - Harmony with the universe. 4. Sha - Healing of self and others. 5. Kai - Premonition of danger. 6. Jin - Knowing the thoughts of others. 7. Retsu - Mastery of time and space. 8. Zai - Control of the elements of nature. and 9. Zen - Enlightenment. See more »
(Around 4 minutes in) the ninja picks up the golf ball palm down but in the next shot his fist is palm up. See more »
You know? I am sick and tired about hearing how you don't like cops, cause I'm gonna tell you something Ms. Independence. I like being a cop. And if you don't want to go out with me just because I'm a cop, then the hell with you lady!
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The film was cut by 1 min 12 secs for its UK cinema release to remove all footage of metal throwing stars. All cuts were waived for the 2015 video release. See more »
The good ninja (Sho Kosugi) in this movie wears an eyepatch over his eye with a slit in it, presumably to give it a "cat's eye" look. Me and my friend joked that sticking a quarter in there would grant him the ability to see out of that eye for five minutes. That joke in itself made the movie watchable. Let me put it to you this way: the evil ninja gets completely surrounded by the cops and shot to pieces before disappearing with the aid of his trusty ninja smoke bomb (didn't you ever have one when you were a kid?). Never mind that though the cops are in a tight circle shooting chest high towards the center, they don't shoot each other. Never mind that, like someone else pointed out in an earlier comment, the mix of nine to ten film genres in this movie crash like two freight trains on a trestle. The movie just hurts to watch. Watch only if you want a little nostalgia, as we all do from time to time. Or if you secretly wanted to be a ninja when you were little. Or if you still do. Otherwise.... Rating: 1/2* out of *****.
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