Kate Capshaw: Willie Scott
Short Round : Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing!
Indiana Jones : Short Round, step on it.
Short Round : Okey dokey, Dr. Jones.
[turns his cap around]
Short Round : Hold on to your potatoes!
Willie : For crying out loud, there's a *kid* driving the car!
Indiana Jones : Relax, I've been giving him lessons.
Indiana Jones : [trapped on a rope bridge] Shorty!
[Indy shouts to Shorty in Chinese. Short Round, wide-eyed, nods and wraps a rope around his arm]
Short Round : Hang on lady, we going for a ride!
[Indy raises his sword, and Willie realizes]
Willie : Oh my god! Oh my God... Oh my God... Oh my God!
[wraps a rope around her arm]
Willie : Is he nuts?
Short Round : He no nuts. He's crazy!
Indiana Jones : Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali... in hell!
[starts to cut the bridge with his sword]
Mola Ram : NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! YOU FOOL!
[the rope bridge falls apart, sending Thugs to their deaths in the crocodile-infested river below]
[cutting between Indiana and Willie's rooms]
Indiana Jones : "Palace slave"...
Willie : "Nocturnal activities"...
Indiana Jones : *I'm* a conceited ape?
Willie : "I'll tell you in the morning"...
Indiana Jones : I can't believe this.
Willie : He's not coming.
Indiana Jones : She's not coming.
Indiana Jones : I can't believe I'm not going.
Indiana Jones : [after the palace dinner] I've got something for you.
Willie : There's nothing you have that I could possibly want.
Indiana Jones : Right.
[turns and uncovers a plate of fruit, Indy takes a bite from an apple. Willie runs over and begins to devour the fruit]
Willie : You're a very nice man.
Willie : [being lowered over a sacrificial pit] I'm not going to have anything nice to say about this place when I get back!
[Indy places his hands on the bosom of a statue]
Willie : I'm right *here*!
Indiana Jones : Anything can happen. It's a long way to Delhi.
Willie : No, thanks. No more adventures with you, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones : Sweetheart, after all the fun we've had together?
Willie : If you think I'm going to Delhi with you, or anyplace else after all the trouble you've gotten me into, think again, buster! I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits! This is NOT my idea of a swell time!
Willie : Excuse me, sir. I need a guide to Delhi. If you could...
[Indy snaps his whip around Willie's waist and pulls her back]
Willie : Oh...
Short Round : Very funny. Very funny.
[Indy and Willie start to kiss]
Short Round : Uh-oh!
Willie : So what are you supposed to be, a lion tamer?
Indiana Jones : I'm allowing you to tag along. So why don't you give your mouth a rest. Okay doll?
Willie : What do you mean "tag along"? Ever since you got into my club, you haven't been able to take your eyes off of me.
Indiana Jones : Oh, yeah?
[tugs his hat down over his eyes, and falls asleep]
Indiana Jones : You know what your problem is, Princess? You're too used to getting your own way.
Willie : And you're too proud to admit that you're crazy about me, Dr. Jones!
Indiana Jones : If you want me Willie, you know where to find me.
Willie : Five minutes. You'll be back over here in five minutes.
Indiana Jones : I'll be asleep in five minutes.
Willie : Five. You know it, and I know it.
[after getting dumped into a pond]
Willie : [crying] I was happy in Shanghai! I had a little house, and a garden! My friends were rich, we went to parties all the time in limousines! I *hate* being outside!
[Willie angrily splashes the water]
Willie : [gasps] I'm a singer! I could lose my voice!
Indiana Jones : I think we'll camp here tonight.
Willie : We're not sinking, we're CRASHIIINNNNNG!
Indiana Jones : We weren't brought here. Our plane crashed.
Willie : [nodding and smiling] It crashed.
Shaman of Maypore : [laughing] No, no, no. We prayed to Shiva to help us find the stone. It was Shiva who made you fall from sky. So you will go to Pankot Palace... and find Shivalinga... and bring back to us. Bring back to us. Bring back to us.
Willie : Indiana Jones, this is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your fingers. Sleep tight and pleasant dreams. I could've been your greatest adventure.
Willie : I can't go to Pankot! I'm a *singer*!
Willie : [while Indy is fighting the Chief Guard] Go, Indy!
[in the background, Short Round can be seen fighting the possessed Maharaja]
Webber : Ah, Dr. Jones. I'm Earl Webber. I spoke with your assistant and managed to secure three seats, but there might be a slight inconvenience as you will be riding on a cargo full of live poultry.
Willie : Is he kidding?
Webber : Madam, it's the best I could do on such short notice!
Webber : Heavens, aren't you Willie Scott, the famous American female vocalist?
[Willie, Short Round, and Indy board airplane]
Indiana Jones : [shakes hands with Webber] I owe you a gin.
[laughs as he spots Lao Che arrive too late to stop him]
Indiana Jones : Nice try, Lao Che!
[Indiana slams plane door which says "LAO CHE AIR FREIGHT"]
Lao Che : Goodbye, Dr. Jones.
[he and his lackey laugh malevolently]
Willie : Dr. Jones, I'd be safer sleeping with a snake.
[snake literally slithers on her]