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Chattanooga Choo Choo (1984)

PG | | Comedy | 25 May 1984 (USA)
Unscrupulous football team owner Bert (George Kennedy) will get one million dollars tax-free if he lives up to the terms of his recently deceased father-in-law's will. He has to restore the... See full summary »

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Bruce Bilson
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Cast

Complete credited cast:
Barbara Eden ... Maggie Jones
George Kennedy ... Bert
Melissa Sue Anderson ... Jennie
Joe Namath ... Newt Newton
Bridget Hanley ... Estelle
Christopher McDonald ... Paul
Clu Gulager ... Sam
James Horan ... Mason
Davis Roberts ... Woodrow
Professor Toru Tanaka ... Hashimoto
Paul Brinegar ... Pee Wee
John Steadman ... Norman
Parley Baer ... Alonzo Dillard
Tony Azito Tony Azito ... Lucky Pierre
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Unscrupulous football team owner Bert (George Kennedy) will get one million dollars tax-free if he lives up to the terms of his recently deceased father-in-law's will. He has to restore the old man's favorite train, the Chattanooga Choo Choo, and make a twenty-four-hour run from Chattanooga to New York City. Bert (Kennedy) sees this as his chance to get free from his wife and get some publicity for his team. Bert's mistress (Barbara Eden), the team coach (Joe Namath), cheerleaders, players press, estranged wife, daughter, potential son-in-law and his father (who is also Bert's business rival), are all on-board for the hilarious trip. Written by Keith G. Cromer

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The song that kept America chuggin' along is this summer's funniest movie!

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

25 May 1984 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

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Filming Locations:

California, USA See more »

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Color
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Trivia

Film debut of John J. York. See more »

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[first lines]
Passerby: Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo?
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Chattanooga Choo Choo
Music by Harry Warren
Lyrics by Mack Gordon
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Train to Nowhere...
26 January 2005 | by mlionfireSee all my reviews

Wonderful colors.... Hmmmmm what else can I say..... awful storyline, awful comedy, awful acting, just plain awful... even back then.... I'm always surprised when actors of the caliber of George Kennedy and Barbara Eden have their names associated with such turkeys as this movie.

It is well filmed, in glorious, almost surreal colors, which I think is it's only saving grace... I sat through this tripe hoping(nay, praying)that it would somehow lift itself out of the mediocrity that is established in the first few scenes.... But no, I was disappointed... This waste of celluloid will remain just that.... and I'm truly amazed at how rubbish like this actually gets released.... But the colors were wonderful.


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