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The Cartier Affair

  • TV Movie
  • 19841984
  • Not RatedNot Rated
  • 1h 36m
IMDb RATING
4.9/10
247
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Joan Collins and David Hasselhoff in The Cartier Affair (1984)
ComedyCrime
Curt Taylor (David Hasselhoff) is a convict and owes Phil Drexler (Telly Savalas), the number one convict in the prison. Now, to settle his debt, Drexler sends Curt to be the secretary for C... Read allCurt Taylor (David Hasselhoff) is a convict and owes Phil Drexler (Telly Savalas), the number one convict in the prison. Now, to settle his debt, Drexler sends Curt to be the secretary for Cartier Rand, Marilyn Hallifax (Dame Joan Collins), so that he can steal her jewels. But he... Read allCurt Taylor (David Hasselhoff) is a convict and owes Phil Drexler (Telly Savalas), the number one convict in the prison. Now, to settle his debt, Drexler sends Curt to be the secretary for Cartier Rand, Marilyn Hallifax (Dame Joan Collins), so that he can steal her jewels. But he falls in love with her, which complicates things.
IMDb RATING
4.9/10
247
YOUR RATING
  • Director
    • Rod Holcomb
  • Writers
    • Eugenie Ross-Leming(teleplay)
    • Brad Buckner(teleplay)
    • Michael Devereaux(story)
  • Stars
    • Joan Collins
    • David Hasselhoff
    • Ed Lauter
  • Director
    • Rod Holcomb
  • Writers
    • Eugenie Ross-Leming(teleplay)
    • Brad Buckner(teleplay)
    • Michael Devereaux(story)
  • Stars
    • Joan Collins
    • David Hasselhoff
    • Ed Lauter
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    • 6User reviews
    • 1Critic review
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    Joan Collins and David Hasselhoff in The Cartier Affair (1984)
    The Cartier Affair (1984)
    Joan Collins in The Cartier Affair (1984)
    Joan Collins and David Hasselhoff in The Cartier Affair (1984)
    Joan Collins and David Hasselhoff in The Cartier Affair (1984)
    Joan Collins and David Hasselhoff in The Cartier Affair (1984)
    Joan Collins in The Cartier Affair (1984)
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    Joan Collins
    Joan Collins
    • Cartier Rand…
    David Hasselhoff
    David Hasselhoff
    • Curt Taylor
    Ed Lauter
    Ed Lauter
    • Lyndon Dean
    Randi Brooks
    Randi Brooks
    • Shirl
    Steve Peck
    • J.J. Phonopolous
    • (as Steven Apostle Pec)
    Jordan Charney
    Jordan Charney
    • Ben Foley
    Patricia Elliott
    Patricia Elliott
    • Margo Houser
    Charles Napier
    Charles Napier
    • Morgan Carroll
    Rita Taggart
    Rita Taggart
    • Monica
    Raymond Singer
    Raymond Singer
    • Raymond
    Joe La Due
    • Russ Houser
    • (as Joe LaDue)
    Telly Savalas
    Telly Savalas
    • Phil Drexler
    Jay Gerber
    • Arthur
    Hilly Hicks
    Hilly Hicks
    • Al
    Louisa Moritz
    Louisa Moritz
    • Wife of Fish Market…
    Liz Sheridan
    Liz Sheridan
    • Miss Carpenter
    Donald Wayne
    • Greg Howard
    • (as Donald Torres)
    Paul Marin
    Paul Marin
    • Wayne
    • Director
      • Rod Holcomb
    • Writers
      • Eugenie Ross-Leming(teleplay) (story)
      • Brad Buckner(teleplay) (story)
      • Michael Devereaux(story)
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    Storyline

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    • Trivia
      The lithograph on Cartier's living room wall, later shot down, is actually of Dame Joan Collins.
    • Quotes

      Cartier Rand: Curt, did you really spend the last of our money on this incredibly cheap champagne?

      Curt Taylor: No. You spent the last of our money on that incredibly cheap dress.

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    User reviews6

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    2/10
    Hokey
    Collins is her usual over-the-top actress, so much so she can't even pull off being funny. And Hasselhoff is just hard to look at as he seems like a living, breathing cartoon character. Big oaf "David" is a live action Bluto. And every other character is just that, poorly character acting. I can appreciate silly, stupid, hokey comedies, but this one didn't even pull that off. Boo.
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    Details

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    • Release date
      • November 4, 1984 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Cartier Affäre
    • Filming locations
      • Los Angeles County, California, USA(Location)
    • Production companies
      • B&E Enterprises
      • Hill/Mandelker Films
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    • Runtime
      1 hour 36 minutes
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Mono
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.33 : 1

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