All of Me (1984) Poster


Steve Martin: Roger Cobb



  • Roger : You'll have to do it.

    Edwina Cutwater : Do what?

    Roger : You know, take it out.

    Edwina Cutwater : Take what out?

    Roger : The little fireman.

    Edwina Cutwater : The little fireman?

    Roger : You know, my penis.

    Edwina Cutwater : How dare you say penis to a dead person.

  • Roger : Just because my grandfather didn't rape the environment and exploit the workers doesn't make me a peasant. And it's not that he didn't want to rape the environment and exploit the workers, I'm sure he did. It's just that as a barber, he didn't have that much opportunity.

  • Edwina Cutwater : Well I don't see why you're getting so upset about all this.

    Roger : Because I want my body back. And I want my freedom and my privacy. And most of all, I'd like to be able to take a leak without being fondled.

    Edwina Cutwater : You may find this hard to believe, but 'fondling you' while you make pee-pee is not my idea of a good time.

  • Edwina Cutwater : Hmm, we seem to have mutual control over our body.

    Roger : OUR body? This is my body! I'm not sharing my body with anyone!

    Hardhat : [overhears]  Everybody's gonna be real disappointed.

  • Terry Hoskins : [Roger and Terry start to have sex and she lowers his underwear]  Roger, what's wrong?

    Roger : What?

    Terry Hoskins : Don't I excite you?

    Roger : Edwina, what are you doing?

    Edwina Cutwater : I'm thinking of very old nuns.

    Roger : Please don't do this to me!

    Terry Hoskins : Roger, don't you want me?

    Roger : [Bolts from the bed]  Oh, God! Now she's thinking of dead kittens!

  • Roger : You bought me a grave-post for my 38th birthday?

  • Edwina Cutwater : Guess what I'm going to do?

    Roger : What?

    Edwina Cutwater : I'm going to come back from the dead.

    Roger : Aaahhhh. And what makes you think you can do that?

    Edwina Cutwater : Because I'm rich.

  • Tyrone Wattell : Roger, exactly how do you plan pulling this off?

    Roger : Beats the heck out of me.

    Tyrone Wattell : Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.

  • Edwina Cutwater : Just tell him what happened. I'm sure he'll believe you.

    Roger : (thinks) What, are you kidding? I don't even believe it. If I tell him, he'll definitely have me put away.

  • Edwina Cutwater : You know, you don't have to speak out loud. I can hear your thoughts.

    Roger : Great, just what I've always wanted.

  • Roger : Is everyone here bananas?

  • Roger : I'm talking to a *bucket*.

  • Peggy Schuyler : By the way, I never liked your dog. And I think jazz is stupid! And I faked all of those orgasms. Ah! Ah! Oh! Yes! Sound familiar?

    Roger : Yeah? Well I faked mine too!

  • Peggy Schuyler : Roger, you go to court tomorrow, we're through.

    Roger : If I don't, your father will have my balls.

    Peggy Schuyler : Then it's me or your balls, Roger. You can't have both.

  • Roger : [to Edwina Cutwater]  You know, it's just like a dead person to say something like that.

  • Roger : What the hell are you doing in there?

    Edwina Cutwater : Oh God, don't you guys get enough laughs up there? What have I ever done to you?

  • Roger : You're like an energy vampire. You suck the life out of people and take the fun out of being a lawyer.

  • Roger : (in church) You really know how to pack them in.

  • Roger : Alright. First, loosen your GRIP.

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