Spring Break (1983)
Ernest Dalby: Your mother is sick to death about this!
Nelson: Where is she?
Ernest Dalby: Out shopping.
Eesh: [to Adam and Nelson] You want something, you call Eesh. You need something, you call Eesh! You get in troubles... they work themselves out.
Adam: I still don't know where my underpants are.
Nelson: Why? What happened to 'em?
Adam: I think they ate 'em.
Ernest Dalby: I will not have you running around in public acting like a fool and dressing like a hermaphrodite.
Adam: Why does OT have a knife in his mouth? Does he really expect trouble?
Stu: Nah, he always wanted to swim with one. He saw it once on television.
Ernest Dalby: Now step aside.
Nelson: Damn it, I said no. I'm through stepping aside for you. And that goes for getting pushed around, held back and screwed over too.
Arresting Officer: Sir, have you been drinking?
Ernest Dalby: Drinking? No no no. It was poured all over me.
Arresting Officer: Sheriff, pour him into the backseat.
Stu: You know what it's like saving money in New York? It's like making it with your sister - it's just not done.
Adam: Nelson, those are ''Playboy'' tits. I haven't seen ''Playboy'' tits anywhere except ''Playboy''.
Nelson: I keep wondering what Stu said to those girls.
Adam: Oh, probably something like, ah, "Nice night, isn't it? Be nicer if you spent it with us."
Nelson: Yeah, he probably made it sound good, too.
Adam: Sure, Stu's what you call professionally cool.
Carla: Hi, cutie!
Adam: What? Are you talking to me?
Diane: Yeah, don't you think you're sexy?
Adam: Oh my god! All the time!
Nelson: He's here!
Adam: Who's here, your stepfather?
Adam: Oh shit! His stepfather's here!
Nelson: That's his boat right there!
Stu: Where's it supposed to be? Valet parking?
Adam: Stu, you don't understand. His father's an asshole.
Stu: Why? My father's an asshole.
Adam: We're talking king of the assholes!