Michelle Pfeiffer: Elvira
Tony Montana : Hey, baby, what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year!
Elvira Hancock : Hey, Jose. Who, why, when, and how I fuck is none of your business, okay?
Elvira Hancock : Can't you stop saying fuck all the time?
Tony Montana : You know what your problem is, pussycat?
Elvira Hancock : What is my problem, Tony?
Tony Montana : You got nothing to do with your life, man. Why don't you get a job? Do something, be a nurse. Work with blind kids, lepurs, that kind of thing. Anything beats you waiting around all day, waiting for me to fuck you, I'll tell you that.
Elvira Hancock : Don't toot your horn, honey, you're not that good.
Tony Montana : Oh yeah? Frank was better huh?
Elvira Hancock : You're an asshole.
Tony Montana : Where are you going? COME HERE! Coño, HEY! ELVY! I was kidding. I WAS ONLY KIDDING!
Elvira Hancock : Nothing exceeds like excess. You should know that, Tony.
Tony Montana : Look at that, a junkie... I got a junkie for a wife. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a fucking little baby with her!
Manny Ribera : C'mon, Tony.
Elvira Hancock : You son of a bitch!... You fuck!
[throws wine in Tony's face]
Elvira Hancock : How dare you talk to me like that? What makes you so much better than me? What do you do?
Manny Ribera : [trying to dry off Tony's clothes] Don't worry.
Elvira Hancock : [as shocked restaurant clients looks on aghast] You deal drugs and you kill people. Oh, that's wonderful, Tony. Real contribution to human history.
Tony Montana : Go ahead. Just tell everybody. Come on.
Elvira Hancock : You want a kid?
Tony Montana : Tell the world.
Elvira Hancock : What kind of a father do you think you'd make?
[Tony tries taking a swipe at her]
Elvira Hancock : Who's gonna drive him to school in the mornings? Are you even gonna be alive by the time the kid goes to school?
[Tony glowers at her in rage]
Elvira Hancock : You don't even know how to be a husband!
Tony Montana : [snarls] Sit down before I...
Elvira Hancock : [as Manny and guards try to calm her down] Do we ever go anywhere without having 600 thugs hanging around us all the time?
Elvira Hancock : I have Nick "The Pig" for a friend. What kind of a life is that?
Manny Ribera : Come on.
Elvira Hancock : Can't you see... what we're becoming, Tony? We're losers. We're not winners.
Tony Montana : Go home. You're stoned.
Elvira Hancock : I'm not stoned. You're stoned.
Tony Montana : Get her out of here!
Manny Ribera : Come on. Come on.
Elvira Hancock : No! No! I'm not going home with you!
[sighs, vainly trying to brush her hair back]
Elvira Hancock : I'm not going home with anybody! I'm going home alone. I'm leaving you. I don't need this shit anymore.
Manny Ribera : Okay, I'll walk you out.
[tapping Tony on the shoulder:]
Manny Ribera : I'll take her home in a cab.
Tony Montana : Let her go, let her go. Another Quaalude, she gonna love me again.
Tony Montana : You know what your problem is?
Elvira Hancock : What's that?
Tony Montana : You don't got nothing to do with your life. Why don't you get a job? Work with lepers. Blind kids. Anything's gotta be better than lying around all day waiting for me to fuck you.
Elvira Hancock : Don't toot your horn, honey. You're not that good.
Elvira Hancock : [after Tony tries to kiss her] Don't get it confused, Tony. I don't fuck around with the *help*.
Elvira Hancock : [while dancing] Look, it doesn't really matter, right?
Tony Montana : I'm just trying to be friendly, girl.
Elvira Hancock : God, I've got enough friends. I don't need another. Especially one who just got off a banana boat.
Tony Montana : Banana boat? Hold it, man. You're thinking of the wrong guy. I didn't come off no banana boat. You're thinking of someone else, maybe.
Tony Montana : Eh, Frank got held up at the golf course. So he told me to come pick you up. He said he'd meet us at the track later.
[looks back at the car, which is garishly furnished]
Tony Montana : He said to bet on Ice Cream in the first, by the way.
Elvira Hancock : [haughtily] In that thing? You must be kidding.
Tony Montana : What you talking about? That's a Cadillac.
Elvira Hancock : I wouldn't be caught dead in that thing.
Tony Montana : Oh, come on. I mean, it's got a few years. But it's a cream puff.
Elvira Hancock : It looks like somebody's nightmare.