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Title: Private School (1983)
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| Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
| Phoebe Cates | ... | Christine | |
| Betsy Russell | ... | Jordan | |
| Matthew Modine | ... | Jim | |
| Michael Zorek | ... | Bubba | |
| Fran Ryan | ... | Miss Dutchbok | |
| Kathleen Wilhoite | ... | Betsy | |
| Ray Walston | ... | Chauncey | |
| Sylvia Kristel | ... | Ms. Copuletta | |
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Jonathan Prince | ... | Roy |
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Kari Lizer | ... | Rita |
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Richard Stahl | ... | Mr. Flugel |
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Julie Payne | ... | Coach Whelan |
| Frank Aletter | ... | Mr. Leigh-Jensen | |
| Frances Bay | ... | Birdie Fallmouth | |
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Bill Wray | ... | Bandleader |
Christine (Phoebe Cates), a student at an exclusive all-girls private school, is in love with Jim, who attends an academy for boys nearby. Christine's arch rival Jordan also has her eye on Jim, and she is willing to do whatever she can to steal him away. Jim's uber-slob buddy Bubba is going with Betsy, Christine's cynical friend, though he would probably be unfaithful if any other woman were willing to get near him. Bubba and his pals sneak into the girls' school dressed in drag in hopes of reaching the Promised Land (better known as the women's shower room), while Christine and Jim run away together for the weekend, though their escapade isn't as romantic as they had hoped. Written by Anonymous
Private School (for Girls) is a teen sex-comedy that isn't particularly funny, and doesn't feature much sex. It is, however, an 80s teen sex-comedy and, furthermore, it is an 80s teen sex-comedy that stars the most gorgeous actress to have ever graced this earth, the delicious Phoebe Cates. For these reasons, I am willing to cut the movie a lot of slack.
Christine (Phoebe Cates), a student at an all girls school, is in love with Jim (Matthew Modine), who is attending a nearby academy for boys. They are planning their first night of passion together but, when busty bitch Jordan (Betsy Russell) sets her sights on Christine's guy, they find that the course of true love n'er did run smooth (as some poet once wrote). Meanwhile, Jim's school buddies involve him in all sorts of crazy capers in a desperate attempt to see (and hopefully score with) as many naked babes as possible.
Private School may not be the greatest example of its genre (I think that accolade goes to Fast Times at Ridgmont High, also starring Phoebe Cates), but it still has bags of 80s charm, a likable cast and, of course, loads of quality tits and ass on display! And although Ms. Cates keep herself mostly covered up in this movie, the vivacious Betsy Russell does her best to compensate by getting her ample charms out at the drop of a hat.
Viewers are also treated to a great cheesy dance routine with the girls (clad in lycra leotards and leg-warmers) bending and stretching (to the song The American Girl by Rick Springfield), a real corker of a shower scene, the unforgettable sight of a topless Ms. Russell riding a horse in slow motion, and an appearance by Emmanuelle herself, Sylvia Kristel, who, unsurprisingly, plays the sex education teacher.
Private School is enjoyably silly trash for those who love immature teen comedies with loads of nudity (ie., me!).