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Please Don't Eat the Babies (1983)

Unrated | | Action, Horror | November 1983 (USA)
Teenage girls are kidnapped and brought to a remote island, which is inhabited by a family of crazed killers.

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Henri Charr
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Elizabeth Monet Elizabeth Monet ... Sugar (as Monet Elizabeth)
Tanya Louise Tanya Louise ... Bobbylee
Michael Wayne Michael Wayne ... Repo
Mike Jacobs Mike Jacobs ... Willie
Joe Lombardo Joe Lombardo ... Sid
Ross Hamilton Ross Hamilton ... Jimmer
Hank Worden ... Gramps Jebediah
Ed McClarty Ed McClarty ... Todd
Robin Haden Robin Haden ... Young Bobbylee
Sheri Olliff Sheri Olliff ... Young Sugar
Stan Wells Stan Wells ... Young Jimmer (as Stanley Wells)
Kirsten Baker Kirsten Baker ... Candy
Joe Lucas Joe Lucas ... John (as Jo Lucas)
Darcy Lee Darcy Lee ... Sylvia
Mitzi Strollery Mitzi Strollery ... Granny (as Mitzi Stollery)
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Storyline

Thugs kidnap teenagers Sugar and Bobbylee in order to trace the whereabouts of a treasure they think the two girls know the secret to. The girls tell the three thugs about a visit they had made years before as children to a mysterious island with friends. There, on the island, they had encountered an old man, Jedediah, and his wife Granny. The old couple lured unsuspecting island visitors to their cabin where they would kill and eat them. Sugar and Bobbylee's friends, all but one, met this fate, and the two girls escaped, though not before discovering a cache of gold doubloons. When the three thugs return to the island with the girl, they discover that someone is still there, guarding the island and the treasure. Written by Jim Beaver <jumblejim@prodigy.net>

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Action | Horror

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

November 1983 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Island Fury See more »

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Mars Productions See more »
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Mono

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Color
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Bobbylee: We didn't do anything!
Sugar: I know, I know. I don't think they're following us.
Bobbylee: I *knew* we should not have been down this alley, we should have stayed on the street where there are people around!
Sugar: Okay, okay, they're right behind us. I think they're following us. Let's go.
Bobbylee: Run!
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Whip 'til Creamy
Written by Craig Stull
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An "A'" for effort, but . . .
24 March 2010 | by lazarilloSee all my reviews

I'm generally pretty indulgent towards these low-budget, shaggy-dog horror movies from the 70's and 80's. After all, it was hard to make movies back then with very limited resources (I'm less indulgent today when any talentless idiot with a digital video camera can easily foist any kind of unwatchable dreck on an unsuspecting public). The problem with this movie is that, not only is not very competently made, but it's not just entertaining on any level(even an unintentional one).

The current version of this "Island Fury" is actually TWO lame movies--a wrap-around story which looks to have been shot around the time of the film's 1989 release, and the main story which was filmed earlier in the 80's (1983 I guess). In the frame story two older teenage girls are on vacation in the Far East when they are lured off on a treasure hunt to an island where it turns out they'd been years earlier when they were children with one of the girl's older sister and the sister's teenage/college age friends. This is the main story which involves the group running into a family of kindly old cannibals.

The plot is pretty pedestrian. The acting is terrible (having ten-year-old protagonists might be novel if they weren't even worse actresses than your usual teenage horror fodder). Compared to the protagonists the elderly cannibals aren't bad, but as the villains they really needed to be far more compelling. One of the older girls in the main story is played by Kirsten Baker who played a skinny-dipping, extreme short-shorts wearing camp counselor/"Jason" victim in "Friday the 13th Part II". She has a very nice bikini-clad ass. I say this not to be a sexist pig (well, not JUST to be a sexist pig), but because this movie is so frickin' boring I spent all my time staring at it whenever it was on screen (which unfortunately wasn't very much). Baker's bikini-clad tail gives the movie's only really compelling performance (not even Baker herself, she is pretty somnambulistic). Of course, Baker's ass gave an even better (and un-bikini-clad) performance in "Friday the 13th II", and that was a much more entertaining movie to boot. I give the filmmakers an "A" for effort here, but I really hope they kept their day jobs. . .


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