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Microwave Massacre (1979) Poster

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Donald: I'm so hungry I could eat a whore.

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Sam: Didn't I ever tell you about my hemorrhoids? They get really bad when it's humid, you know.

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May: Some men, you should know, still find me attractive.

[starts rubbing herself]

Donald: How would I know them? I didn't attend the braille institute.

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Donald: Well, the only problem is, I can't make love to a woman, unless I eat her.

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Chick: [making love to Donald] I thought you were a leg man, not a breast man!

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Roosevelt: [rejecting a crab sandwich offered by Donald] Sir, no sir! I remember those films in the army. I don't want anything to do with crabs.

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Donald: Here I come.

Susie Grubb: You will soon.

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Donald: [Donald comes home drunk and notices neighbor with cat] Oh, what a nice pussy! Pussy, pussy, pussy.

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La Greasy Delight: What are you guys building?

Roosevelt: Oh were building a skyyyscraper. Wanna watch it rise?

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Dee Dee Dee: What's your name, sweetie?

Donald: Donald. What's yours?

Dee Dee Dee: Dee Dee Dee. My mother wanted to name me Delia, but she stuttered.

Donald: Oh...

Dee Dee Dee: Hey, have you ever screwed in 3-Dee?

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May: Donald, there is something bothering you, isn't there?

Donald: You know May, you have a definite grab for the obvious.

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Donald: Yeah, not bad!

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May: Now, where were we? Who knows, the mood might give you ideas!

Donald: I've got an idea all right. But I think it's against the law...

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La Greasy Delight: May I have your order, please?

Roosevelt: Go ahead, Dad!

Donald: Er, let down your hair, unbutton your blouse, hike up your skirt, stick out your tongue, and a coke! And a coke!

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[seeing the crab sandwich Donald has]

Roosevelt: That's some lunch you got there, Donald. What do you call it?

Donald: I didn't have to call it at all. The little critter just followed me here.

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