| Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
| Joan Collins | ... | Kay Dillon | |
| Jon-Erik Hexum | ... | Tyler Burnett | |
| Kevin McCarthy | ... | Ward Hawley | |
| Roxie Roker | ... | Madge Davis | |
| Arte Johnson | ... | Marty Sampson | |
| Ted McGinley | ... | Gary Angelo | |
| Jeff Conaway | ... | Chuck Lanyard | |
| Patricia Smith | ... | Mrs. Rockwell | |
| Rosemarie Stack | ... | Lila Chandler | |
| Tamara Stafford | ... | Linda | |
| Robert Walker Jr. | ... | Joseph | |
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Richard Pierson | ... | Leo |
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Robert Pinkerton | ... | Scott |
| Barry Pearl | ... | Clarence | |
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Twyla Littleton | ... | Amanda |
A young man is enticed by an agent to join her modelling agency.
This one's got it all -- silly premise, idealized show business plot line, cliche-ridden script, pseudo-Bacharach score, hunks in their underwear, limp-wristed stereotype homosexuals, and -- perhaps best of all -- Joan Collins.
The first time you see it, you may not be able to revel fully in its tackiness. I suggest three or four viewings, especially when you're feeling sick or vulnerable, for it to have its full effect.
Orchids, orchids!