Ralph Strait credited as playing...
Buddy Kupfer
- Buddy Kupfer: Hey Mr. Cochran, just what is the final processing?
- Conal Cochran: Oh I assure you it's just a little bit of this and a little bit of that. Quality inspection, the seal of approval. You know, the usual. And of course, there's a lot of trade secrets.
- Buddy Kupfer: Oh I'd sure like to take a look.
- Conal Cochran: Aw sorry.
- Daniel Challis: Not even a peek for your best salesman?
- Buddy Kupfer: Just one little look?
- Conal Cochran: Well you see, part of the final processing involves volatile chemicals. They're very dangerous. I wouldn't want to put anybody in any danger.
- Buddy Kupfer: Oh sure, I understand.
- Buddy Kupfer: [the Kupfers have been locked in a room called TEST ROOM A] Relax a minute, will you? Mr. Cochran will be here and everything will be fine. He just wants my opinion about some television commercials or something. You know, I still don't understand why they won't take my orders for next year. You know how I like to work ahead and well they're just not interested at all.
- Betty Kupfer: Maybe they're not going to have Halloween next year.
- [laughs]
- Buddy Kupfer: [sarcastically] Ha ha ha!
- Buddy Kupfer: Conal Cochran, the all time genius in the practical jokes. He invented sticky toilet paper.
- Daniel Challis: Ah!
- Buddy Kupfer: Oh you must know. The dead dwarf gag, the soft chainsaw, all his.