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The First Turn-On!! (1983)

R | | Comedy | November 1983 (USA)
A group of teenage summer campers and one counselor share the stories of their first sexual experiences when an avalanche traps them in a cave...

Directors:

Michael Herz, Lloyd Kaufman (as Samuel Weill)

Writers:

Georgia Harrell (additional material), Michael Herz (additional material) | 3 more credits »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Georgia Harrell Georgia Harrell ... Michelle Farmer
Michael Sanville Michael Sanville ... Mitch 'Stud'
Googy Gress ... Henry Putz
John Flood John Flood ... Danny Anderson
Heidi Miller Heidi Miller ... Annie Goldberg
Al Pia Al Pia ... Alfred Zitzler
Betty Pia Betty Pia ... Mrs. Anderson
Gilda Gumbo Gilda Gumbo ... Madame Gumbo
Lara Grills Lara Grills ... Lucy the Hooker
Kristina Marie Wetzel ... Barbara Billingham
Frank Trent Saladino Frank Trent Saladino ... Joff
David Berardi David Berardi ... Johnny the Maniac
Ted Henning ... Ted
Donna Winter Donna Winter ... Mona the Ball Buster
Sheila Kennedy ... Dreamgirl
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A group of teenage summer campers and one counselor share the stories of their first sexual experiences when an avalanche traps them in a cave...

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Taglines:

"Can you think of a better reason for going to summer camp?" See more »

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Comedy

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Official Sites:

Troma

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

November 1983 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

A Primeira Bimbada See more »

Filming Locations:

Hancock, New York, USA See more »

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Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.37 : 1
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Trivia

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Production Naturalist: Ruth Kaufman Production Foot Doctors: Ed Wolf, Charles Kaufman Tarantula's Foot Doctor: Susan Kaufman See more »

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Referenced in Tromeo and Juliet (1996) See more »

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before Toxie, there was sex comedy... and it wasn't very good, as one might guess
16 December 2010 | by MisterWhiplashSee all my reviews

The First Turn-On!! (must have the two exclamation points there because, hey, more stuff on the poster!!) is a sex-romp where we get to see the inside scoops on what the "first time" was like for a few ass-wipes and two stuck up chicks (to speak in Beavis & Butt-head tongue), and they all beef up their stories that they tell in the cave after an avalanche makes the cave impenetrable... he-he, impenetrable, is that a funny? Well, no, on to the movie itself, one of the early collaborations between Troma founder/bad-taste pioneers Michael Herz and Lloyd Kaufman, who share producer/director credits here.

Their game, if one can't tell from their other movies, is intentionally hitting the lowest common denominator. They do have a tongue-in-cheek through most of it- that is when the misogyny doesn't scream out like a young lady's first or almost orgasm- and at least they're not trying to be offensive... actually, no, that's a lie. If you got offended by this, they won half the battle (and if you paid for the whole DVD- as opposed to, with some wit, getting it off of Netflix instant-view, they won the other half).

I would like to try to look deeper into some of the psychological ramifications of what the campers and camp-leader with the frizzy 80's hair and wide blue eyes go into, but does it matter? Whenever Kaufman and Herz try to get on with a story it makes so many detours it threatens to jump off a cliff with two boobs in your face. This said, throughout the raucous and stupid and juvenile and just flat-out gross and 11-year old humor wedged into a very-R-rated sex comedy, I actually did laugh at a few lines like "This would be easier than (bleeping) a tomato", and there were a few sight gags that did make me chuckle loudly. I could probably count those times on one hand. And I guess there are some nice bosoms, to note once again. The rest of it is obnoxious crap-comedy, the kind where you roll your eyes or just sit in momentary stunned silence and go "really, you had to go there?

It's a Porky's knock-off at camp that unfortunately doesn't go far enough to anticipate 127 Hours. Now if they had to cut off some genitals to stay alive (mostly testicles) it might be a better night out.


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