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Mr. T: B.A. Baracus



  • B.A. Baracus : Shut up, fool.

  • B.A. Baracus : [about 'Howling Mad' Murdock]  Guy's not long for this world!

    Hannibal : I'm not sure he was ever in it.

  • Hannibal : [the team has been captured by a cult]  Hey, Face, what do think these guys are wearing under their skirts?

    Face : Uh, I don't know.

    [to closest Cult Member] 

    Face : Half slip?

    [gets hit in gut with a rifle butt] 

    Face : Ohh!

    Hannibal : [to closest cult member]  Garter belt?

    [gets hit in the gut with a rifle butt] 

    Hannibal : Arrgh!

    B.A. Baracus : I think you guys wear panty hose!

    [gets hit. Doesn't react] 

  • B.A. Baracus : I ain't goin' on no airplane!

  • [Face, B.A., and Murdoch are squeezed into the back seat of a car] 

    Murdock : There isn't room for four of us?

    B.A. Baracus : What? What do you mean four, sucker?

    [grabs him] 

    B.A. Baracus : There's three of us, you fool!

    Face : Better say three, Murdock, or he's going to bounce you down the hyphenated line.

  • B.A. Baracus : We're flying this time, aren't we?

    Hannibal : Yes, we are.

    B.A. Baracus : You're not going to drug me this time. I'm going to keep my eye on you.

    Hannibal : In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?

    [B.A. realizes he's been had, raises his fist and then collapses] 

    Hannibal : Guess not.

  • Murdock : I wish I could just jump in the water and live like a fish.

    B.A. Baracus : Shut up fool, you ain't no fish!

  • B.A. Baracus : I ain't flying Hannibal!

  • B.A. Baracus : I'm gonna kill that crazy Murdock!

  • B.A. Baracus : They're closin'. They got us!

    Hannibal : You never know.

    B.A. Baracus : I do. We're almost out of gas.

    Hannibal : Now, why did you pick a truck with no gas?

    B.A. Baracus : 'Cause I liked the paint job.

  • Hannibal : B.A., there's an old saying - "The best defense is a good offense."

    B.A. Baracus : You got that wrong, man. A good offense is the best defense.

    Hannibal : Okay, have it your way.

  • B.A. Baracus : That's it. You're going into the water.

  • diner owner : Would you like some coffee?

    Face : Yes that'd be very nice.

    diner owner : How would you like it?

    B.A. Baracus : In a cup, fool!

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