Peter Jurasik: Crom
Crom : Look. This... is all a mistake. I'm just a compound interest program. I work at a savings and loan! I can't play these video games!
Guard : Sure you can, pal. Look like a natural athlete if I ever saw one.
Crom : Who, me? Are you kidding? No, I run out to check on T-bill rates, I get outta breath. Hey, look, you guys are gonna make my user, Mr. Henderson, very angry. He's a full-branch manager.
Guard : Great. Another religious nut.
[Crom is upset about being sent to the Game Grid by the MCP]
Crom : I mean, sending me down here to play games! Who does he calculate he is?