Hanky Panky

[Michael and Janet burst into the back of a taxi from opposite sides at the same time, bumping heads into shoulders]

Michael Jordon: Oh, goddamn...

[sees Janet for the first time]

Michael Jordon: [to Janet] I love you!

Janet Dunn: Get out of my cab!

Michael Jordon: Where is it? Show it to me.

Janet Dunn: [shouting over him] Get out of my cab right now!

Michael Jordon: I'd love to, just tell me which one it is.

Janet Dunn: Driver!

Janet Dunn: [through gritted teeth to Michael] Get out of my cab.

Michael Jordon: This one is *my* cab.

Cab Driver: Nah-ah!

[the Driver turns to look back]

Cab Driver: It's *my* cab. Now, will one of you tell me where to take it?

Michael Jordon: Where do you wanna go, honey?

Janet Dunn: [sees her pursuer behind them, looking for her] Uh...

Michael Jordon: To your place or to mine?

Janet Dunn: [with false calm] I don't care. Let's just go.

Michael Jordon: Just go straight up Park Avenue, all right? We'll tell you exactly where once we finish negotiating.

[a man in a dark suit and fedora watches their departure and takes note of the cab's plates. And so begins Michael Jordon's entanglement]