Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
Al White: Witness
Clerk : Do you swear on the Constitution of the United States to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Witness : Ain't no thing.
[he slaps the clerk's book and the clerk uses his book to slap the witnesses hand as if "giving fives" to each other]
Defense Attorney : [approaches the witness as he sits down in the witness stand] Would you describe, in your own words, what happened that night?
Witness : Check it, bleed. Bro... was ON! Didn't trip. But the folks was freakin', Man. Hey, and the pilots were laid to the bone, Homes.
[the stenographer wears sunglasses and sways back and forth as he types]
Witness : So Blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. Shit.