Smokey Bites the Dust (1981)
Glen Wilson: [after seeing his car get stolen by Roscoe] Who the hell is driving that goddamn goddamn car?
Kenny: [after meeting up at Snake Lake] Harold?
Kenny: Oh, hiya, Kenny.
Kenny: I'm going to tear your insides out.
Roscoe Wilton: [Saving Lester from the Arabs by aiming a gun at them] Freeze, cow jockeys!
Peggy Sue Turner: Ooh, terrific.
Roscoe Wilton: I'll mow you down.
Lester: Goddamn, boy. You saved our necks. The sheriff ought to give you an unofficial pardon.
Deputy Bentley: [Along with Lester] But he won't.
Coach: I want every starter to hit the john between now and game time! Kenny, how's the knee?
Kenny: It'll be all right. Uh, Coach, would you mind if I took some time off from the game? It's just that with Peggy Sue getting crowned and all, I didn't wanna miss that.
Coach: There is no room in this game for sentiment, son. For 48 minutes, you're married to that pigskin!
Kenny: I know, Coach, but all the others will be there.
Coach: We're all going to be out on the field, during the ceremony. All right, now remember, keep your mind on the game!
Football Player: Like this, Coach?
[Smashes his head continuously with a trash can]
Coach: YOU GOT IT!