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Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains (1982)

The media and disaffected teens mistake the acerbic rants of an obnoxious teenage punk rocker as a rallying cry for the women of America, launching her and her talentless group to national stardom.

Director:

Lou Adler

Writer:

Nancy Dowd (as Rob Morton)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Peter Donat ... Harley Dennis
Diane Lane ... Corinne Burns
Marin Kanter ... Tracy Burns
Laura Dern ... Jessica McNeil
Christine Lahti ... Aunt Linda
Janet Wright ... Aunt Linda's Friend - Brenda
Mia Bendixsen Mia Bendixsen ... Pregnant Girl in Ladies Room
Stuart Ferguson Stuart Ferguson ... Gold Key D.J.
Ray Winstone ... Billy - Vocals for The Looters
Paul Simonon ... Johnny - Bassist for The Looters
Steve Jones ... Steve - Guitarist for The Looters
Paul Cook ... Danny - Drummer for The Looters
Fee Waybill Fee Waybill ... Lou Corpse - Vocals for The Metal Corpses (as John 'Fee' Waybill)
Vince Welnick Vince Welnick ... Jerry Jervey - Guitarist for The Metal Corpses
Vern Willis Vern Willis ... Corpses Bass
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Storyline

Corrine Burns retreats far into plans for her band, The Fabulous Stains, after her mother's death. So far that she gets them (she and two cousins) on a tour with a washed-out glam-rock group and a rising British punk band, radically changes her appearance, attracts a cult following and national media attention. With luck like this, what could go wrong? Written by Renee Ann Byrd <byrdie@wyrdbyrd.org>

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She can't fool all the fans all of the time ... See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Drama | Music

Certificate:

R

Parents Guide:

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Official Sites:

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

October 1982 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

All Washed Up See more »

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Box Office

Gross USA:

$25,728

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$25,728
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Technical Specs

Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Did You Know?

Trivia

Laura Dern's mother, Diane Ladd, refused to give her permission to travel to shoot on location, as she felt Dern was too young. Dern sued for legal emancipation, won it, and did the movie anyway. See more »

Quotes

Corinne Burns: [to the audience] I'm perfect! But nobody in this shithole gets me, because I don't put out!
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Soundtracks

Don't Blow It All The Way
Written by Paul Cook and Steve Jones
Courtesy of Virgin Records
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Awesome!!
31 July 2004 | by buddieboy99See all my reviews

This movie is awesome. I first saw this film in 1983 when i was 15 on a TV show called "Night Flight" (anybody remember it?), fell head over heels in love w/ teenage Diane Lane & have never forgotten the impact this film made on me & watching it recently brought back many memories. I have been looking for this film for 20yrs & i finally found a copy! It basically tells a very cynical & realistic tale totally bashing the music industry. Young female nobody has ambition to be somebody, forms a band called The Stains with her cousins (one, a very young Laura Dern), goes on the unglamorous rough & lonely road with 2 other very chauvinistic rival male bands--a has-been-on-its-last-legs headliner & an up & coming punk band. Fee Waybill of the Tubes is great as the has-been & Paul Cook of The Sex Pistols has another great role as the lead singer of the punk band. BTW, the songs in this movie are very good & very catchy---you will find yourself singing "We're the Professionals!" for days! As the girls rise to the top they're punk hair, clothes & attitude become a symbol of young female power & all the rage with young girls everywhere. they're slogan "We Don't Put Out" becomes the anthem of girl power that sweeps the nation. They're rise to the top is squashed by the backstabbing music industry & the conservative male dominated American media. The fluffy MTV styled video at the end is the icing on the cake! This movie is awesome because it takes on so many issues without ever losing the central story of this film or becoming cheesy or preachy. They really don't make movies like this anymore & I can say that this film is an unequivocal classic with Diane Lane putting on the performance of her life. wow! what an actress. Even the so-called "indie" films of today try too hard to be "shocking" & just end up being predictable & exploitative, never coming close to the realistic telling-it-like-it-is nature of this film. The thing I don't understand is why this film is never shown & why its never mentioned. I hear there is a "Making of Ladies & Gents The Fabulous Stains" with all the actors talking about this film that i would LOVE to get. This movie was also a huge inspiration to Courtney Love I've also heard. Check this film out if you can find it!!!!


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