Heavy Metal (1981)
Eugene Levy: Sternn (segment "Captain Sternn"), Male Reporter (segment "So Beautiful and So Dangerous"), Edsel (segment "So Beautiful and So Dangerous")
Prosecutor : Are you Captain Lincoln F. Sternn?
Stern : [haughtily] I am.
Prosecutor : Lincoln Sternn, you stand here accused of 12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Federation property, 22 counts of piracy in high space, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape...
[pauses to check the criminal record]
Prosecutor : ...and one moving violation. How do you plead?
Stern : [haughtily] Not guilty.
Zeks : Hey, do we have any of that Plutonian Nyborg left?
Edsel : Uh, yeah. Just one bag. Uh, it's in the transmitter compartment.
Zeks : Thanks, man. Oh, great.
[lays out a long, thick Nyborg line on the floor]
Zeks : Think this is enough?
Edsel : Uhh... nah. Go for broke.
Zeks : Good thinking, man.
[lays Nyborg all over the floor in overlapping heavy lines]
Edsel : [completely wasted from Nyborg] I think... you're coming in a little high, man.
Zeks : [wasted from Nyborg, but more lucid] Look, man, if there's one thing I know, it's how to drive while I'm stoned. It's like you know your perspective's fucked so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight.
Edsel : [about the robot] Uh, typical robot. The first Earth chick we see in 10 years and he has to make a play for her.