Heavy Metal (1981)
John Candy: Desk Sergeant (segment "Harry Canyon"), Dan (segment "Den"), Den (segment "Den"), Robot (segment "So Beautiful and So Dangerous")
Robot : Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty!
Den : [as the Queen presents her disrobed body to him] Wow! 18 years of nothing, and now twice in one day! What a place!
[looking at a beautiful naked woman with huge breasts]
Den : [voiceover] She had the most beautiful eyes. I wanted to make some conversation. But I found my new self asking the same old stupid questions.
[to the woman]
Den : Are you from around here?
Katherine (segment "Den") : Well, you may not believe this, but I'm from another planet. It's called Earth.
Den : Earth. I too am from Earth.
Katherine (segment "Den") : My name is Katherine Wells. I am from the British Colony Gibraltar. You saved my life. I have no reward to give you, but if any part of me pleases your senses, I will give it to you willingly.
[they lie down on the ground and start to have sex]
Den : [voiceover] There was no way I was gonna walk around this place with my dork hanging out!
Desk Sergeant : Before you go any further, pal, I gotta tell ya it's cash up front. A thousand bucks a day for a full investigation, another thou' if the assailant is caught. Do you understand?
Harry Canyon : Yeah. Hey, here's a dollar. Thanks for nothin'.
Desk Sergeant : Think you can do better?... Punk.