Local goon, Gerry, hires a yellow mini in Kaitaia using a stolen license. John's wife has just left him and moved to Invercargill. He is devastated and needs to talk to her. He has no transport and needs a ride. Together with the little mini that Gerry names "Pork Pie", they hit the road to travel the length of the country. Their high speed exploits earn them the name "the Blondini gang". The police, however take a dim view of this and make it their mission in life to stop the Blondini boys from reaching their destination.
WARNING-This movie may be hazardous to your sense of humour!
Did You Know?
The film was remade 37 years later as Pork Pie (2017). See more
According to the radio, Shirl was arrested after walking out of a chemist shop without paying for her developed photographs. The camera she used in the train was a Polaroid - no development would be needed. See more
I'm taking this bloody car to Invercargill, boy!
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