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The Creature Wasn't Nice (1983)

PG | | Comedy, Horror, Musical | July 1983 (USA)
When the spaceship Vertigo stops to explore a previously unknown planet, the crew finds an unrecognized dollop of protoplasm and takes it aboard ship to return it to earth for analysis. On ... See full summary »

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Bruce Kimmel

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Bruce Kimmel
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Cast

Complete credited cast:
Cindy Williams ... Annie McHugh
Bruce Kimmel Bruce Kimmel ... John
Leslie Nielsen ... Capt. Jamieson
Gerrit Graham ... Rodzinski
Patrick Macnee ... Dr. Stark
Paul Brinegar ... Clint Eastwood / Dirty Harry
Cheri Steinkellner Cheri Steinkellner ... TV Host #1 (as Cheri Eichen)
Carol Ann Williams Carol Ann Williams ... TV Host #3
Margaret Willock ... TV Host #2
Alan Abelew Alan Abelew ... Dirty Harry Punk #1
Robert Dryer Robert Dryer ... Dirty Harry Punk #2
Peter DuPre Peter DuPre ... Dirty Harry Punk #3 (as Peter Du Pre)
Jed Mills ... Dirty Harry Punk #4
Ron Burke Ron Burke ... Dirty Harry Punk #5
Ron Kurowski Ron Kurowski ... The Creature
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Storyline

When the spaceship Vertigo stops to explore a previously unknown planet, the crew finds an unrecognized dollop of protoplasm and takes it aboard ship to return it to earth for analysis. On board, lifeform expands into an oozing person-eating monster which communicates primarily by means of a Vegas lounge act. The crew is gobbled up one after another until the two surviving crewmembers come up with a plan. Written by Jim Beaver <jumblejim@prodigy.net>

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

July 1983 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Naked Space See more »

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Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color
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Trivia

Broderick Crawford was originally the voice of the computer on the spaceship but was replaced after his health suddenly declined. See more »

Goofs

During the Creature's big song and dance number, the reflection of the film crew is visible in the observation glass. See more »

Quotes

Max the Computer: Good Morning Dr. Stark. Check out the observation window for a heavy revelation. This looks like a red letter day for you, Doc. It's an unknown and undiscovered planet and it looks like you discovered it, Doc.
Dr. Stark: An unknown and undiscovered planet and I discovered it.
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Connections

Featured in 31 Horror Movies in 31 Days: Quick Takes Volume 6 (2017) See more »

Soundtracks

Bachelor Bill
(uncredited)
Music and Lyrics by Bruce Kimmel
Sung by Cindy Williams and Bruce Kimmel
Arranged by David Spear
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Hilarious
26 October 2001 | by Ed CowellSee all my reviews

This movie is an extremely warped parody of ALIEN and musicals in general. It's also very funny and generally weird. The talent contest sequence where they find out exactly how their meals are prepared is nothing short of brilliant,as is the DIRTY HARRY movie parody. ("This picture is rated morally objectionable for everyone...")From beginning to end,it's a unique film that deserves to be seen. Bruce

Kimmel went on to idea man for the underrated THE FACULTY.


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