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| Rory Calhoun | ... | Vincent Smith | |
| Paul Linke | ... | Bruce Smith | |
| Nancy Parsons | ... | Ida Smith | |
| Nina Axelrod | ... | Terry | |
| Wolfman Jack | ... | Reverend Billy | |
| Elaine Joyce | ... | Edith Olson | |
| Dick Curtis | ... | Guy Robaire / 1st T.V. Preacher | |
| Monique St. Pierre | ... | Debbie | |
| Rosanne Katon | ... | Suzi | |
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E. Hampton Beagle | ... | Bob Anderson |
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Everett Creach | ... | Bo Tulinski |
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Michael Melvin | ... | Ivan |
| John Ratzenberger | ... | Drummer | |
| Marc Silver | ... | Guitarist | |
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Victoria Hartman | ... | Female Terrible |
Farmer Vincent kidnaps unsuspecting travellers and is burying them in his garden. Unfortunately for his victims, they are not dead. He feeds his victims to prepare them for his roadside stand. His motto is: It takes all kinds of critters...to make Farmer Vincents fritters. The movie is gory, but is also a parody of slasher movies like Last House on the Left. Written by Scott Lane <rslane@ix.netcom.com>
Another 80s B classic that had a run at the drive-ins before drive-ins went out of style. Rory Calhoun and Nancy Parsons run a roadside motel that likes to slaughter it's guests and turn them into sausage.
They have a neat little slaughterhouse and smoke room out the back where they take their victims after planting them in a garden (with only their heads exposed) and fattening them up for the slaughter. And when the guest attendance at the motel falls off, Calhoun sets traps out on the highway for passing motorists so that he can add them to his garden.
It also has Nina Axelrod as the girl that Calhoun and Parson take pity on and 'adopt' as one of their own, and Paul Linke as the dumb sheriff who bumbles his way into finally ending Calhoun's operation, once and for all.
There's a clumsy little fight sequence in the smokehouse at the end involving knives and cleavers, with all the action taking place surrounding a vat filled with body parts.
Worth a one-time look. Brainless fun.
6 out of 10