Thomas A. Carlin: Sandy McFiddish
Sandy : I want you to kill every gopher on the course!
Carl Spackler : Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
Sandy : Gophers, ya great git! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents!
Carl Spackler : We can do that... we don't even have to have a reason.
Judge Smails : McFiddish, do you know what I just saw? A gopher. Do you know what gophers can do to a golf course?
Groundskeeper Sandy : Aye, Sir. I think they're tunneling in from that construction site over yonder.
Judge Smails : Czervik Construction Company? Well, I slap an injunction on them so fast it'll make their head spin.