Alan Rubin credited as playing...
Mr. Fabulous
- Jake: [51:28] We're putting the band back together.
- Mr. Fabulous: Forget it. No way.
- Elwood: We're on a mission from God.
- [Trying to get Mr. Fabulous back into the band]
- Jake: If you say no, Elwood and I will come here for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day of the week.
- [Elwood takes a huge, obnoxious bite out of his bread]
- Mr. Fabulous: Okay, okay. I'll play. You got me.
- Curtis: [1:36:21] We've gotta fill this hall tonight. A lot of young children are depending on it.
- Steve 'The Colonel' Cropper: Young children? Why? What do you mean?
- Curtis: Jake and Elwood are donating the band share of the door money to pay the taxes on the St. Helen's Orphanage in Calumet City.
- Steve 'The Colonel' Cropper, Willie 'Too Big' Hall, Donald 'Duck' Dunn, Matt Murphy, Murph, Mr. Fabulous, 'Blue Lou' Marini, 'Bones' Malone: WHAT?
- Mr. Fabulous: Yes? How are your salads?
- Father: The salads are fine. It's just that we'd like to move to a new table... away from those two gentlemen.
- [Mr. Fabulous glances briefly at Jake and Elwood stuffing their faces at the table beside the family]
- Mr. Fabulous: Why? Have they been disturbing you?
- Father: No, it's just that... well frankly, they're offensive. Smelling. I mean they physically smell... bad.
- Jake: I would like to do a favorite of the horn section. We hope it's one of yours.
- Jake, Elwood, Donald 'Duck' Dunn, 'Bones' Malone, Mr. Fabulous, 'Blue Lou' Marini: [singing] Sometimes it's hard to be a woman, Giving all your love to just one man, And if you love him, Oh, be proud of him, Cause, after all, he's just a man...