You know what I think, Bert; Manchester United's got the best team in the First Division. Pity Bobby Charlton's not playing anymore though. The greatest moment of my life was in 1968 when I watched them beat Benfica, 4-1 in the European Cup.
Bert - lorry driver
Yeah, well, some people like to live on past glory, don't they?
Past glory? What are you talking about? For the last thirty years they've been on the crest of a wave. They're a bloody sight better than Chelsea. They're just a bunch of cripples!