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Botched (2007)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Horror | 18 April 2008 (Ireland)
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During a heist in Russia, a professional thief finds himself dealing with serial killers, insane hostages, double-crossing psycho Russian hardmen and the real possibility of a horrible death.

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Kit Ryan
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Cast overview, first billed only:
David Heap David Heap ... Auctioneer
Alan Smyth ... Hugo
Stephen Dorff ... Ritchie
Sean Pertwee ... Mr. Groznyi
Igor Kistol Igor Kistol ... Thug 1 (as Igor Chistol)
Greg Jeloudov Greg Jeloudov ... Thug 2
Jamie Foreman ... Peter
Russell Smith Russell Smith ... Yuri
Bronagh Gallagher ... Sonya
Norma Sheahan Norma Sheahan ... Helena
Gene Rooney Gene Rooney ... Katerina
Jaime Murray ... Anna
Hugh O'Conor ... Dmitry
Geoff Bell ... Boris
Zak Maguire Zak Maguire ... Alex
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Ritchie Donovan is a professional thief whose luck has just run out. The only survivor from a heist that goes terribly wrong, Ritchie is forced to take the rap and is sent to Russia to steal a priceless antique cross locked in a safe on the penthouse floor of a Moscow skyscraper. Things start badly and go rapidly downhill when, during the robbery, Ritchie and his Russian accomplices are forced to take hostages because they are trapped by the police on the unused 13th floor. Written by Anonymous

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Hugh O'Conor is credited correctly in the opening titles but as Hugh O'Connor in the closing titles. See more »

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Boris: [Holding the religious nutjobs at gunpoint] Now reach for the Almighty!
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No animals or humans were hurt in the production of this movie with the exception of Ken Tuohy, one of the producers, who's feelings were slightly hurt on one occasion. See more »

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Referenced in The Soup: Episode #12.48 (2015) See more »

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Venice USA
Written by Igor Yuzov
Performed by Red Elvises
Published by Shoobah-Doobah Records
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Gory Black comedy! Certainly not for everyone!
3 October 2007 | by chrichtonsworldSee all my reviews

Expecting a different take on a heist gone wrong I never imagined this would be the result! Very few people realize that it is very hard to do comedy. And a comedy that is dark like this one is even harder to do. But because of the actors and the gore fest it works. Bronagh Gallagher (as Sonya) is marvelous evil. And Geoff Bell (as Boris) gives a good parody on the "perfect" Russian soldier. I must admit that at first I thought that the phony Russian accents were too much. But soon when I realized which direction the movie was going I understood why they used these accents. Everything supposed to be over the top,including the acting! If you don't get that than you won't like this movie. But if you do you will have a blast!


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18 April 2008 (Ireland) See more »

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Dolby Digital EX

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