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Blow the Man Down
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Remarkable production values
This porno has by modern genre standards remarkable production values - costumes, pirate ship, extras and all. But the thing that really stands out in my mind is the song celebrating our title hero. "Oh Captain Lust! He is so mean and horn-i-oooo!" Very catchy, very very catchy.
Unfortunately, production values alone are not enough and the film is let down by its script - there is not really any story to tell. With their budget, the film makers could have created a truly remarkable piece of movie erotica. Alas, they created little more than a mere curiosity.
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