Quotes
The Man From Small Town U.S.A.: [the Man From Small Town U.S.A. comes home to find a young guy having anal sex with a large breasted woman in the barn] You know my 14-year-old son, Rhett, but I don't believe you've met my Austrian-born wife, SuperSoul. Say "howdy" to folks out there in Movieland, family.
Rhett: Howdy.
SuperSoul: Wie gehts?
The Man From Small Town U.S.A.: [undressing] Now, son, if you plan on being around for your fifteenth birthday, I suggest you take out that thing you call a dick and let your old man show you how it's done.
Lavonia: [when a surprise blowjob on her husband Lamar entices him into forcing anal sex on her] Get your dick out of there, you "prevert"!
Dr. Asa Lavender: [to Lamar] Stay out of my closet, you bitch!
The Man From Small Town U.S.A.: Lola Langusta. Practitioner of the black sock. Fond of drug-induced fantasies. Lola Langusta, hotter than a Mexican's lunch.
