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Sketch TV by young amateur actors in true classic Nick-style. But whatever you do, never admit that you don't know or ask for water.

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  Ross Ewich / ... (unknown episodes)
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  Valerie Prevort / ... (114 episodes, 1982-1990)
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  Christine / ... (86 episodes, 1979-1986)
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  Lisa / ... (67 episodes, 1979-1985)
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  Alasdair Gillis / ... (unknown episodes)
Doug Ptolemy ...
  Doug Ptolemy / ... (unknown episodes)
Vanessa Lindores ...
  Vanessa Lindores / ... (unknown episodes)
Kevin Kubusheskie ...
  Kevin Kubusheskie / ... (30 episodes, 1981-1986)
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  Himself (27 episodes, 1989-1990)
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  Adam / ... (unknown episodes)
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  Himself / ... (21 episodes, 1989-1990)
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  Brodie Osome / ... (19 episodes, 1981-1986)
Christian Tessier ...
  Christian / ... (unknown episodes)
Carlos Braithwaite ...
  Carlos / ... (unknown episodes)
Justin Cammy ...
  Justin Cammy (14 episodes, 1985)
Jennifer Brackenbury
  (14 episodes, 1989-1990)
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  Kevin Schenk / ... (13 episodes, 1979-1981)
Amyas Godfrey ...
  Amyas (13 episodes, 1986)
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  Matthew (12 episodes, 1986-1987)
Jill Stanley
  (12 episodes)
Martin Kerr ...
  Martin Kerr (11 episodes, 1981-1983)
Sariya Sharp ...
  Sariya (11 episodes, 1990)
Rodney Helal ...
  Rodney / ... (10 episodes, 1979-1981)
Stephanie Chow ...
  Stephanie (10 episodes, 1986)
Stephanie Bauder
  (10 episodes, 1989)
Jono Gebert ...
  Jonathon / ... (9 episodes, 1979-1981)
Marjorie Silcoff ...
  Marjorie Silcoff (9 episodes)
Luke McKeehan ...
  Luke McKeehan (9 episodes, 1982-1984)
Nick Belcourt ...
  Himself / ... (9 episodes, 1989)
Darryll Lucas ...
  Zilch / ... (8 episodes, 1981-1982)
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  Klea Scott (8 episodes, 1982-1984)
Kevin Ward ...
  Himself (8 episodes, 1990)
Eugene Contreras
  (7 episodes, 1982-1983)
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  Alanis / ... (unknown episodes)
Angie Coddett
  (6 episodes, 1981-1982)
Ben Schreiner
  (6 episodes)
Adam Kalbfleisch ...
  Adam / ... (6 episodes, 1986)
Kevin Somers ...
  Kevin (6 episodes, 1979-1981)
Jim Johnson ...
  Jim Johnson / ... (unknown episodes)
Andrea Byrne
  (6 episodes)
  (6 episodes)
Amy Stanley ...
  Herself (6 episodes, 1990)
Rekha Shah ...
  Herself (5 episodes, 1986)
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  Vikram / ... (unknown episodes)
Elizabeth Richardson ...
  Elizabeth Richardson (4 episodes, 1982-1983)
Cindy Kennedy ...
  Cindy / ... (4 episodes, 1979)
Jim Stechyson ...
  Jim / ... (4 episodes, 1979)
Tim Douglas ...
  Tim (4 episodes, 1979)
Marc Baillon ...
  Marc (4 episodes, 1979)
Sarah West ...
  Sarah / ... (4 episodes, 1979)

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Also Known As
  • You Can't Do That on TV (Canada, English title)
  • Вы не можете делать это на телевидении (Soviet Union, Russian title)
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  • 30 min
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Trivia The kids on the show got paid extra for episodes in which they were doused with water or green slime - $75 for water and $150 for slime. See more »
Movie Connections Edited into The Worst of 'You Can't Do That on Television' (1989). See more »
Soundtracks You Can't Do That on Television Theme See more »
Quotes Christine: As you all know, Vanessa is new to the show and Vanessa, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask me.
Vanessa: There is something I wanted to ask you.
Christine: Sure?
Vanessa: How do they make that slime they're always dumping on you?
Christine: First they take some liquid and then they add some jello powder and some flour. Sometimes some soap and they dump it all over me.
Vanessa: Where do they dump it from?
Christine: Actually Vanessa, I've always wondered that too, but I just don't know.
[green slime falls on Christine's head]
Vanessa: Interesting. Is it always green like this?
Christine: Well, yeah it usually is, but I guess it could be red.
[red slime drops on Christine's head]
Christine: Or... it could be blue.
[blue slime drops on Christine's head]
Christine: [getting annoyed] Or yellow.
[yellow slime drops on Christine's head]
Christine: Yep... Okay, you guys think you're so smart? Let's see stripes.
[red, yellow, and blue slime falls on Christine's head]
Vanessa: Boy, must be tough being a TV star. By the way, how do you get this stuff out?
Christine: Well, it usually washes out with water.
[water falls on Christine's head]
Christine: Usually.
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