[Daffy, as King Arthur, presides over a jousting tournament from the safety of his royal viewing box
This is the part I really dig about being a king! All those idiots down there hackin' away at each other, hoo hoo! And me safely up here, out of it! Being hacked is not only stupid... it *hurts!*
[to the crowd:
Let the tournamen-, uh, the slaughter, begin!