Floyd: Hell, boy, I don't think you understand what wegot here - man-eating fish, deadly chemicals polluting the sea, and our own little jerkwater chemical plant is responsible for all of it!
Deputy Lester: Alright, Lester, what have we got?
Deputy Lester: A godawful mess, Ben. I tell you, there was nothing left but his head.
Sheriff Ben Williams: Hey Sheriff! Sheriff, wait a minute. What have you got - a shark attack?
Deputy Lester: Now, nobody said anything about sharks, Floyd. Don't go starting any rumors.
Deputy Lester: Some poor kid drown, that's all!
Sheriff Ben Williams: No big story in that, fellows.
Floyd: A good reporter checks out everything.