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Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine (1977)

The King of France Gros Pif thinks only of stuffing himself, slumming and having fun and during this time overwhelms the tax people.

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Coluche

Writer:

Coluche
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Coluche ... Le Roi Gros Pif 1er
Gérard Lanvin ... Le Chevalier Blanc
Anémone ... Cousine Lucienne
Dominique Lavanant Dominique Lavanant ... La Reine Madeleine
Gérard Jugnot ... Premier capitaine des mousquetaires
Martin Lamotte ... Le bouffon
Michel Blanc ... Antremont
Philippe Bruneau Philippe Bruneau ... Duc d'Ambise
Roland Giraud ... Duc d'Orléans
Michel Puterflam Michel Puterflam ... Le radoteur
Philippe Manesse Philippe Manesse ... Philippe de Boynet
Christian Spillemaecker Christian Spillemaecker ... Christian de Boynet
Jean Jacques Jean Jacques ... Le Roi de Flandre
Jacques Canselier Jacques Canselier ... L'exité
Marie-Anne Chazel ... La Reine de Flandre
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The King of France Gros Pif thinks only of stuffing himself, slumming and having fun and during this time overwhelms the tax people.

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Country:

France | Belgium

Language:

French

Release Date:

19 October 1977 (France) See more »

Also Known As:

Bitka za Alzacijo in Loraino See more »

Filming Locations:

Senlis, Oise, France

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Mono

Color:

Color (Eastmancolor)

Aspect Ratio:

1.66 : 1
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Goofs

Around 01:15:55, The French King is holding his cup with two hands. On the next shot, he's holding it with one hand only. See more »

Soundtracks

La chanson du Chevalier blanc
Music by Serge Gainsbourg
Lyrics by Coluche
Performed by Gérard Lanvin (dubbed by Olivier Constantin)
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The best movie directed by Coluche
26 January 2002 | by sebdevosSee all my reviews

This is a great comedy !!! History is treaded but comedy is the Queen. Coluche wrote History with his own personal point of view and tell us the adventure of The White Horseman under the Reign of King Gros Pif Ier (As King Big Nose Ist)........ We find a lot of good french actors as Gerard Lanvin, Michel Blanc, Anemone, Coluche himself, Rolang Giraud, ... There are stupid but mirth-provoking gags every minute... Song of White Horseman is really good and Coluche's dialogues are really funny (see the scene of the attempt against the king, one of the best) One of the best french comedy of the 70's !!!!!!!!! Really.


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