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Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine

  • 1977
  • 1h 32m
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5.1/10
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Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine (1977)
Comedy

The King of France Gros Pif thinks only of stuffing himself, slumming and having fun and during this time overwhelms the tax people.The King of France Gros Pif thinks only of stuffing himself, slumming and having fun and during this time overwhelms the tax people.The King of France Gros Pif thinks only of stuffing himself, slumming and having fun and during this time overwhelms the tax people.

  • Director
    • Coluche
  • Writer
    • Coluche
  • Stars
    • Coluche
    • Gérard Lanvin
    • Anémone
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  • IMDb RATING
    5.1/10
    530
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    • Director
      • Coluche
    • Writer
      • Coluche
    • Stars
      • Coluche
      • Gérard Lanvin
      • Anémone
    • 1User review
    • 2Critic reviews
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    Coluche
    Coluche
    • Le Roi Gros Pif 1er
    Gérard Lanvin
    Gérard Lanvin
    • Le Chevalier Blanc
    Anémone
    Anémone
    • Cousine Lucienne
    Dominique Lavanant
    Dominique Lavanant
    • La Reine Madeleine
    Gérard Jugnot
    Gérard Jugnot
    • Premier capitaine des mousquetaires
    Martin Lamotte
    Martin Lamotte
    • Le bouffon
    Michel Blanc
    Michel Blanc
    • Antremont
    Philippe Bruneau
    • Duc d'Ambise
    Roland Giraud
    Roland Giraud
    • Duc d'Orléans
    Michel Puterflam
    Michel Puterflam
    • Le radoteur
    Philippe Manesse
    • Philippe de Boynet
    Christian Spillemaecker
    • Christian de Boynet
    Jean Jacques
    • Le Roi de Flandre
    Jacques Canselier
    • L'exité
    Marie-Anne Chazel
    Marie-Anne Chazel
    • La Reine de Flandre
    François Dyrek
    • Le second tavernier
    Thierry Lhermitte
    Thierry Lhermitte
    • Le héraut d'armes
    Jean-Louis Tristan
    • Le troisième tavernier
    • Director
      • Coluche
    • Writer
      • Coluche
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    10sebdevos

    The best movie directed by Coluche

    This is a great comedy !!! History is treaded but comedy is the Queen. Coluche wrote History with his own personal point of view and tell us the adventure of The White Horseman under the Reign of King Gros Pif Ier (As King Big Nose Ist)........ We find a lot of good french actors as Gerard Lanvin, Michel Blanc, Anemone, Coluche himself, Rolang Giraud, ... There are stupid but mirth-provoking gags every minute... Song of White Horseman is really good and Coluche's dialogues are really funny (see the scene of the attempt against the king, one of the best) One of the best french comedy of the 70's !!!!!!!!! Really.

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    • Goofs
      Around 00:19:42, a blond woman is putting her right hand on her hip. On the next shot, she's doing it again.
    • Soundtracks
      La Chanson du Chevalier Blanc
      Music by Serge Gainsbourg

      Lyrics by Coluche

      Performed by Olivier Constantin

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    • Release date
      • October 19, 1977 (France)
    • Countries of origin
      • France
      • Belgium
    • Language
      • French
    • Also known as
      • You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine
    • Filming locations
      • Senlis, Oise, France
    • Production companies
      • Les Films du Triangle
      • AMLF
      • World Productions
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    • Runtime
      1 hour 32 minutes
    • Sound mix
      • Mono
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.66 : 1

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